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emo.ceo

fantasy novel slut guitars etc for The Weak Days @theweakdays.bsky.social they/them

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remember,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you only have ONE shot

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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this man referred to LCD Soundsystem as “techno” i think we need to stop letting him have opinions

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve never been in love, but I saw Brian Wilson once. I was drunk and screamed too loud over the falsetto of “You Still Believe In Me” music.apple.com/us/album/you...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

practicing the perfect cadence to say “model/actriz” so that you know it’s a slash in their name and not a space

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

honored that "middle spoon" was named the best album of the first half of 2025. thank you.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

has anyone made a President Evil joke yet

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

from bad to worse to WORST

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she is beauty, she is grace.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

just watched the new Turnstile album in a movie theatre AMA

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Turning into a Coen Brothers guy I think

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

i just wanted to listen to a silly podcast and now I’ve learned why i have an “addictive personality” (it was the cigarettes the whole fuckin time)

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

walmart tried to charge for my switch last night after i was asleep and currently the app is broken and won’t let me change my card

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i hate living in fucking innsmouth

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

alec getting kicked out of carpool via a letter is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. at least they had the balls to fire me in person lmao

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

starting a free video streaming service called 2bi where it’s all just sequels to movies on tubi

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

new turnstile some almost 7 minutes we are BLESSED

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

There should be a games press level, cultural boycott of Microsoft.

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

Big G and the Kids Table

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

hot riff for your steve albini worshipping pleasure

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

happy I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven day to all who celebrate

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

look. it’s really fucking simple. jay weinberg got fired from slipknot and was replaced by eloy casagrande from sepultura. eloy casagrande got replaced by greyson nekrutman from suicidal tendencies. greyson nekrutman got replaced by jay weinberg from slipknot. jay weinberg got replaced by eloy casag

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

what is up with everyone* having jury duty lately *several podcasters and my boss

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

bless @cheekface.bsky.social for powering through their set and for giving us CheekPacing for one glorious moment @pacingmusic.bsky.social

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

tonight in Detroit it’s the lendermaniacs vs the cheek freaks

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The pope made a prog album, presumably to prove that he was indeed a virgin

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

#chicagopope

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new pope from chicago. the smoking popes are from chicago . theres something they arent telling us

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

great news everyone music.apple.com/us/album/ego...

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black smoke means they haven’t picked a new pope yet. white smoke means Josh Caterer from the Smoking Popes is playing a set for the cardinals.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment