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Friends, could I have your wisdom, please? Miss Hiss (feral) and companion are suffering with fleas. I need something that can be mixed with their food and is effective. Any recommendations? #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Ohhhh, this is just the right size box. And it’s only for me! He may look on in despair, but I’m staying in! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

We just escaped having to house a mortal enemy. Apparently he had been missing for 9 months, but was chipped so was evicted into their care. I don’t know why the owners were crying!! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The last day of the nice, warm weather: I shall spend it in the garden, surveying my kingdom from the garden chair. Happy Tuesday, everybody! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I am a persistent cat. One day the old man will love me, surely? He might be asleep and hasn’t noticed my sneak cuddle, yet, but one day he will just give up hissing at me… #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

It’s late. And I mean late! Why is the servant not in bed?! I will have to stay up and make sure he doesn’t have any midnights snacks without me! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, we are comfy there. But we’d rather be in the garden. It’s that brother of mine that is a problem: he tries to get out. Me, I’m happy just to sleep on the lawn. #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

On this Sunday, whilst the servant is feeling delicate and yuck (because his chemo was upped), I shall again continue my quest to get the old man to admire my bottom. I have been unsuccessful for 4 years so far. #Hedhewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I heard the servant complain that he brushed me only yesterday. I don’t think that this is an extraordinary amount of fluff….? #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

What’s in there, then? Do I fit? #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Oh, hey there, brother of mine. You look comfortable, so I’d better cuddle up to you. It’s not like you have a say in the matter. #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

You may have one guess what the old man desires. And why he’s being a nuisance… #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Am I a joke to the servants? Do they not realise that the time of feeding has arrived? I shall sit by their bedside after walking over their faces. #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

The servant was happy to have found this little pocket knife again. (It was in the belongings of his late mother) I wasted no time in batting it onto the (red) carpet and the. Watch him taking out the torch to look for it. Over and over again. #Hedgewatch

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

He’s tired. He’s old. He wants to sleep and not be bothered with mrrrrrpmiaowmrrp. My brother Bertie doesn’t care, though. #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

It’s spring and the old man is sitting on what the servants call a lawn. We are not allowed to join him, because he jumps over the fence and we might follow him. I want to do that, but the servant says that I only have 1/2 of a brain cell and I’d try and make friends with cars on the road Hedgewatch

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Not a post from any of us: the adjacent street has a house in which a hoarder and her 2 daughters live. Mum died overnight and the daughters have severe disabilities. We’d like to collect money for the children (in their 40s) to get them housed and looked after. Which platform is best for that?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

They are having morning cuddles. I’m not: I have THE BED! My bed, that I like to make biscuits with and suckle. #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

Yes, they kept the door to the basement shut while the man was painting. No, I don’t like closed doors. #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

The spare room with the spare bed is THE place to snooze this week. Tactical social distancing is being observed. #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky

submitted 76 days ago • 4 comments

My brother is still abusing the poor koala stuffed toy. There was a lot of caterwauling going on in the spare room and we were greeted by this spectacle. Has he no shame?? #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

This isn’t a trap: the old man actually likes his tummy stroked! Just by the servant, nobody else!!! #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

As today was a warm and sunny day, the servants went away. And didn’t even bring back a Cromer crab for us!!!!!! #Hedgewatch

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

We have spiders: well, the house was built in 1885, so of course we have spiders. However, this one caught a fly that will sustain him for weeks. We don’t mind the spiders: they are great to watch. #Hedgewatch

submitted 83 days ago • 3 comments

Today I shall mainly be a puddle of warm happiness on the kitchen table. #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 85 days ago • 3 comments

Good morning and apologies for the silence - the servants had a nasty bout of flu! I’d didn’t stop my brother for being dumb, though! #CatsofBlieSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 86 days ago • 4 comments

My servant’s volunteering job involves a lot of removing of testicles. (And spaying, of course.) However, he couldn’t do that with this velvet monkey - those are just too glorious!

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

There are behaviours the servant is suspicious of. Staring at the gap underneath the cooker is definitely one of them!! #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 96 days ago • 5 comments

Good evening. We would like to judge each and every one of you. We find you worthy. #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

We apologise for the silence. Those servants keep us awake with snivelling, snotting, coughing and high fevers overnight.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

The old man doesn’t know what’s happening in an hour. I know, I heard the alarm and calendar reminder “take Tiger to the vets“. Booster and health check time. He is so scared of the vets, poor thing! #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch

submitted 102 days ago • 4 comments

Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

submitted 102 days ago • 963 comments

The knitting servant is ill. Very ill, like 39.5 degrees C fever ill. The servant had a flu shot, so he just feels under the weather a bit. Me, I have my throne back, all recovered and resprung: servants in bed during the day is a bonus, but a roaring fire and a throne in the evening are great!

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments