emperorbeazley.bsky.social
My brother and I were found in lockdown at 3 weeks old. This year, I managed to pull through an operation, removing a huge polyp that was growing into my brain. I share my servants with the old man (Tiger) and my brother Bertie
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They love brushing my majestic floof and giving me treats. And I get to spend time with them in the garden, too!
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It took my servant 3 years to trap Miss Hiss. She KNOWS what traps are……
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My brother fully supports that look….
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We are happy for a camera at the cat flap. The servant has chased a rat in the kitchen on a few occasions.
(Wir sind dankbar für die Kamera die sich auf die Katzentüre richtet. Unser Diener hatte ein paar Ratten in der Küche gehabt)
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Yes, but no: wet food!! Now!!! The tapestry sitting is to be deliberately extremely annoying (but cute).
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I think our great grandmother’s exclamation is in order: oi veh.
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… not for the servant: he complained.
He always complains, mind you: o can barely sit on his throat without him moaning.
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Nonsense: I’m sure that my servant manages that, too 😂
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3/4 weeks old - you’re looking at 6 months minimum to get them rehomed (yes, that’s me and my brother and we live here permanently now)
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🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 oh don’t we know……… so many people will say oh, cute kitties!!! but so very few will help. We are in the U.K., but it’ll be the same for you: a handful of fosteres with a dozen cats each and no more space!!
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Yeah….
For anybody who doesn’t understand: feral cats can be socialised. With time. And patience. And love.
All rescues are crying out for fosterers, so if you have space and willingness, please volunteer!
Normally vets bills, litter and food are take care of by the rescue (certainly we do).
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That’s always such a hard thing to do, we know well! We’ve managed to avoid that most of the times and many ferals became barn cats for equestrian centres and farms.
Hopefully the colony is being fed by volunteers.
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Foutre (as in « va te fair foutre, connard ») isn’t either. It’s a perfectly acceptable response to a screaming orange shitgibbon.
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As it’s off season, there were no crabs to be had, apparently. We think it’s a poor excuse!!!
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Special? Mainly trampling on the servants in bed. Attacking toes. Heavily standing on chests and crotches. Jumping down from the bookshelf onto heads. Purring loudly into ears. Licking noses.
Nothing special, really….
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The screaming orange shit throwing gibbon?
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So can my servant…..