emptybeetoo.bsky.social
I’ve also been called Shine Stapler (thanks @johnmoe.bsky.social )
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It’s unacceptable that the military allows General Tso and his (admittedly delicious) chicken into the commissaries
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Breonna Taylor, famous beneficiary of using deadly force against unidentified law enforcement
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It’s pre-Fourth of July, so it’s not even knee high yet
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One of the grimmer lessons from Last of Us
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I thought Ed was on Mars now
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Alternatively, I will support the candidate who promises to seize the most emoluments from Trump or his estate
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final_final.v2.4.USETHISONE.docx
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Miller continued: “Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the city I was born in, the City of Angels, lonely as I am, together we cry”
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Really unexpected to see Yoo torturing the statue’s text
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That’s *multiple* feature films. I want a ln entire Mission Impossible-worth of films about Sabrina Carpenter hitchhiking across the west now
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I took HBO’s “Which Deadwood Character Are you?” quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
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The overwhelming lefty reaction to every 2024 analysis I’ve seen is “this confirms dems would win if they’d just align with my specific preferences”
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Can Wait Wait get a Bluesky too?
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Nickelback isn’t even 90s rock. Their breakthrough album was released on … oh no
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Depends. If I buy a pint of berries for $5, they’ll last about 3 minutes. If I spend the whole $10 on 2 pints in one trip, they’ll stay in the fridge for the month because my preschooler won’t touch them
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Cinderella (1950) and Jungle Book (1967) both had animated sequels in the 2000s that did something new with the characters. Snow White (1937) is older than either and hasn’t been the feature of a new movie in 80+ years
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South Park was making fun of Rod Stewart being too old to perform over a quarter century ago
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I was afraid S2 would end like this. I haven’t played the games, but it’s been a narratively frustrating season of TV
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The King for leadership, the Colonel for fighting tactics, Kool Aid Man for muscle, and Little Caesar for weaponry.
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I really wish TLOU did at least a season of Joel and Ellie in Jackson (with something like this as the focal point of the season) instead of jumping to the events of the second game
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Authorities have a suspect
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Where will he play? Does Seiya stay in the outfield and the catchers take turns at DH?
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Blows my mind to see Alvin Schwartz in the I Can Read series. Some kids are learning to read with Amelia Bedelia while others are starting with lifelong horror trauma
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Sec. Noem: [removes ear protection] Oh, so do I have to enjoin something now?
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Iowa dems have a pretty short bench
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At least run some clock before fouling while up
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101 Avengers
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Am I reading this correctly that they’re selling dollars for 94 cents?
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Yep, the blue/green divide almost perfectly follows the change from Eastern to Central time
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That objection:
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I assume the officials on the field know enough about the fan’s condition to continue playing. If the fan won’t be okay, this is monstrous
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Why do we need other deodorants when we already have Axe Leather and Cookies?
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Hair and wardrobe choices are 10/10 in this one
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Reminds me of my con law professor summarizing the holding of the Civil Rights Cases as “you have no civil rights”
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I thought Rule 5 picks had to go back to their old team?
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State fairs are already on the cutting edge of deep-frying foods that should never be deep-fried www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/l...
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[laughs in Charles Grassley]
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That pitch
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That Mythic Quest episode is a perfect time capsule for how May
2020 felt
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“‘Weird Al’ parody subject Billy Ray Cyrus”
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“…according to four people with knowledge of the chat." So probably at least one of those named people bragged about the chat to the Times, possibly all four
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Same energy
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Wild to read this analysis after hearing today’s episode of The Daily where they talk to auto workers who still largely support Trump ok the economy
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Re-sousa-tate (verb): To play the tuba again