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wow people are still paying for star citizen wowwwww

can’t have shit!!!!

boroprioception: the sensation of knowing when you are in Queens vs any other boro of nyc

discovered another bench at the gym call me amerigo vespucci

in order to praise the mountain we must bury it

guys idc how white you are don’t talk to cops and definitely don’t talk to CBP

someday I hope to have enough serotonin that I won’t crash out every time the yankees put a runner in scoring position

little league ball and major league ball generate the same unforced errors

this should disqualify him as a dem primary candidate.

I did 30 weighted lateral lunges yesterday and my ass hurts so bad I can’t sit down

70 miles of the dead end cure is almost enough to silence the demons but I wasn’t gonna post that on strava and freak out the squares

back at it

“first you lop then I bong” “i’m trying to bong as much as possible” - heard in the dojo

protect gersh at all costs

Speaking as someone who’s lived and moved in hippy-adjacent spaces for most of my life: the hard truth that you should not trust most new age people as far as you can throw them

congratulating myself for 1. making it to 12:30Am without taking a klonopin and 2. not snorting it