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prolific thinker / poster & mayor of kingswood.
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Ying and Yang. Life and death. McDonald's and a run. Life is a series of contradictions.

Booked the expensive seats for mission impossible tonight, it's what Tom would want

🎶 poached egg in the moustache, I know, I know, it's serious 🎶

We high, drunk, watching Coldplay live 2003

Watching The Apprentice (2024)

Just got the most autistic photo you've ever seen taken with an F1 car

Got some diabolical news today

the posters who are secretly scrutinized & mocked in all group chats, the lost souls doomed to perform their most hilarious bits over & over

everyone's asking who is the new pope, but not how is the new pope?

Who is the schooner and why have people elected him the authority on pints? I still exist you know

he's laying in the sun, listening to steely dan. and just like that, seasonal depression was defeated.

This starmer adolescence stuff boils my piss. Who knows, tomorrow he might watch an old episode of robot wars and decide that Sir Killalot is now the minister of defence.

Piss from concentrate

Step out of the door of the hotel for the first time and a fight starts to break out, hello Dublin!

Video games are pure escapist joy, take Spider-Man 2 for example:

Forza Ferrari! Double DQ incoming! Pain!

Don't think I've had a better chat than the "if I was American I would treat guns like guitars" chat we had last night.

This is really sad. EJ covering the F1 on the BBC was a huge part of why I got into the sport in the first place.

Woke up in the middle of the night and I've pulled a muscle in my leg by sleeping?

Jesus Christ if every race this season is like Australia then I'm going to have an aneurysm. Incredible though.

life is a highway, and I want to stop at the next services for a burger king

Still think it's disgusting that as a culture we've allowed a guy to just call himself "hardestgeezer" and we're all just supposed to be okay with that

Drive to survive is great for the paddock goss but the second they cut to the on track action, they're dropping audio like "gap to sainz 0.6" when he's visibility in another postcode

this is a huge occasion for grown up toddlers such as myself

just robbed the Lego corporation by claiming £30 of rewards points in one go

this amount of coffee sure makes you understand why Alan Wake 2 is as mental as it is

Succession's roman roy is proof that if you're funny you can get away with most things. I can't wait for this to age incredibly poorly when he inevitably does something terrible in an episode I haven't seen yet.

Worst band in the world gotta be John Legend's band in La La Land. A truly evil group of hacks.

Charles and Lewis playing chess during F1 75 Live redd.it/1isn5g0 #F1 #F175Live #chess

F1 having this much build up for a fucking sauber is proof you can polish a turd

I'm getting unreasonably excited about F1 car launches, which are essentially a LinkedIn post on four wheels.

Desperately clicking all the Instagram ads I see just so I stop getting ads for free spins

Also posting on here when you have like 4 followers is quintessential wind pissing. Absolutely zero consequence or reaction to anything you say. Bliss.

I wonder if Michael Fassbender's character in The Killer ever fucked with any of Morrissey's solo stuff

I need to take a new profile picture at work tomorrow, which zoolander face should I use?

I am a machine that turns a £10 stake and 200 free spins into a £10 withdrawal

I feel like death. Would going for a run or playing civ 7 for the next 12 hours make me feel better?

here, @conkers97.bsky.social shags MotoGP, pass it on

naturally I get back into wrestling and my favourite guy gets eliminated by logan paul

Idea for a programme: Ross Kemp on Ross Kemp on Gangs. A gogglebox style show in which Ross Kemp watches Ross Kemp on Gangs.

Say what you will about Donald trump but he made a mean board game

Leaked screenshot from upcoming Sony game Ghost of Bristol, just look at those graphics!