ericgerhardt.com
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It's hard to know whether the radio silence from @bsky.app is an indication that feds are already in their (our) DMs, or just the usual slow/nonexistent communication unless you're inner circle.
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Axe all day every day 🪓 🪓 🪓
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Are we not going to talk about the doorway? @cpsc.gov this is elevated doorway erasure and I won't stand for it
I will attempt to lean for it, miss the wall, and tumble out the inexplicably open 7th floor doorway to nothing
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Celery salt mostly
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Even 3.5" floppies were still floppy disks on the inside! (they just put the floppy part in a hard plastic case with a little window, you can see it if you open the window)
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Director: "What if we just shoot this PSA in your house?"
Adams: "In my house?... uh... " *clears throat* "...yeah! That's what I was thinking, so I, uh, I put some stuff around my house! Stuff I wouldn't normally have! Just to demonstrate!"
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✅ get kickbacks from military contractors
✅ kill brown people
✅ bask in the approval of a genocidal Zionist
✅ feel powerful and important
what's not to like for Trump?
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“Still, Parker said they [the volunteer 'peacekeeper'] stopped what could’ve been a larger mass casualty event.”
...by not continuing to fire blindly into the crowd while trying to hit an alleged gunman who had not made any threatening moves toward anyone and was running away along with the crowd?
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"Our team of volunteer legal advisors, who have been selected because of their communication, public relations, and other relevant pro bono experience, believed that there was an imminent threat of litigation and got the hell out of Dodge."
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awesome, just in time for RFK to promote it as the cure for the new super covid coming this fall
he’ll be like we don’t believe vaccines are effective, please visit one of our wellness centers where we will be distributing ceiling tiles and roofing shingles for you to eat, just add tallow, MAHA 🤘🤪🤘
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Right? If this turns out to be viral marketing for 28 Years Later I’m going to be a bit irritated
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I saw someone predicting there'd be suicide by cop and thought, are you delusional? Guy's a well-off conservative white male with a hit list full of liberals. Cops aren't going to harm a hair on his head. They'll be taking selfies with him and bringing him coffee and snacks in the holding cell.
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His little pal is the bully's hanger-on in every 80s teen movie, the one who stands at the side hooting and capering like a monkey, "Yeah Johnny! Hit him again!"
Look at that body language. 100% sidekick. He doesn't know what to do with himself if he's not following someone bigger and stronger.
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i made it real fawning and patriotic, just like you said, mr. besos
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Can't wait to see what crazy camera angles they come up with on Fox to make his parade seem crowded and the protests seem sparsely attended.
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Masking en masse also prevents medically vulnerable people from being singled out by cops. BE ALLIES. bsky.app/profile/erin...
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We do what we can when we can. ✊
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this could all be over very quickly if Iran would just apologize and admit they were really only after Caitlin Jenner
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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog?
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Mark Cuban could go fuck himself back when he was the pet "good billionaire" of a bunch of liberal bskyers, and it continues to be both possible and highly recommended that he go fuck himself now. Really, there are very few circumstances in which Mark Cuban fucking himself is not the right response.
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The Luigi tragedy; accomplished your goal but couldn't get away 😞
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And I agree, w/ you and rahaeli and Robert above. So the next logical question is, are we outliers? And the self-evident answer is, yes we are clearly outliers, because we're posting here, and 90%+ of users do not. So it would seem the 90%+ non-posters are the ones who favor algorithm-driven feeds.
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What I need to understand is, who on earth is in a leadership position at Wikipedia who thought this was a good idea?
How on earth are they going to look at the last couple of years of AI-generated garbage and misinformation and think to themselves, yes, that deserves priority placement here?
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Pritzker and Walz, sure, they have been paying attention and making some plans. Newsom is making the right noises now but he spent six months cozying up to the right-wingers and inviting white supremacists onto his podcast, fuck Newsom. Basically everybody else, yes, twiddling their dicks.
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Nobody:
Not anybody:
Mysterious clunky machine: TELL US MORE ABOUT THE MYSTERIOUS CLUNKY MACHINE THAT EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND 😍😍😍
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one of those tank crews is going to have the opportunity to do the funniest thing