erikj13.bsky.social
Guy using an app.
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Bubbles!
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What are the odds this is the name given to the Ronald McDonald foot fetish community?
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I woke up in a cold sweat about not having set the thermostat’s vacation mode schedule for a trip that was more than a month away.
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Flappulent
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My name is James Bond. Let me know if you need me to repeat that.
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Do what you want, Sarge, but badge or no badge, I’m gonna get the sonofabitch that did this.
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Had one where I grew up in northeast Ohio and tanners had to yell out to the front desk when they were ready for the bed to turn on. You’d be browsing the new releases and suddenly hear someone shout from behind the wall “READY IN BED #3.”
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It’s not even in his typical structure, but I giggle like an idiot at the bit on Letterman when, as part of a larger joke, he says, “Next time you gotta spell xylophone, spell it with a Z. If someone says ‘that’s wrong,’ say, ‘no it ain’t.’
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The only thing that saved my MIL from dropping $25K was that by the time she got to the bank it was too late on a Friday to do a wire transfer. They told her to come back Monday and when she called the scammer back to explain they freaked out and ditched thinking she had gotten wise (she had not).
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Learn to cook.
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The best was when the cashiers just let you place the bet by yourself while dad grabbed a beer because they knew you well enough.
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What a prick.
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I feel like I haven’t seen it mentioned this week (perhaps to avoid a jinx), but it’s worth noting that all of this happened without having to go anywhere near The Everything App. This seems to get more fun every year.
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Would love someone to press them on what the number would have to get to for them to care.
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Gravely Brewing
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When Eli said “shut the fuck up” I felt it in my bones.
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Read the Chicago bit and did a little “fuck yeah” under my breath.
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“Putting them in the holes” is definitely terminology used by someone who plays a lot of pool.
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$34.23 (plus processing). Go Buckeyes and fuck JD Vance forever.
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Third Continental Congress (3CC)
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I’ve had this one going on 7 years now. It’s comfy and holding up great. www.worldmarket.com/p/zarek-mid-...
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You mentioned salad in the post as a great way to use leftovers, but may I add Buffalo fried rice to the list? What’s great is that it generally works with any variety or combination of wing sauces.
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I think you can crack the case, Brian.
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That sounds like a great night even if you’re not an Eagles fan.
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The mistake Josh Brolin made in “No Country for Old Men” was not immediately dumping the money on the ground to do snow angels in it. Would have found the beacon and walked off scot-free.
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Lost Richard Lewis last year, there are only 16 of us now.
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Cook in sous vide then sear over the chimney starter set inside your Weber. Super-concentrated heat gives you an amazing crust after only 30-45 seconds per side.
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Snow Bueno is sneaky good
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Hot damn that looks good
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I can only do single entendres with his name.
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This is why Ohio State should be worried. The appropriate response here isn’t bringing a complaint to the internet’s #1 Vols fan (Hi Holly!) it’s to get “Hang On Sloopy” (a truly annoying song) blasting on every jukebox within 50 miles Knoxville. Buckeye brains are broken.
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Well, we’ll just have to see how it does up against my soon-to-launch I’mLeavingYouAndTakingTheKidsCoin
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On the pre-minced garlic topic, go with the frozen cubes. They taste a thousand times better than the jarred stuff and a portioned at one cube = one clove.
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Wild or farm-raised?
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This is gonna end with her posting a picture of her exposed crotch.
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Best performances too! McConaughey is great.
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People were *laughing* in the theater by the time they got to the fourth or fifth ending.
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I was in college on 9/11 and seeing that once-in-a-century opportunity for national unity get turned into “please go shopping” and “let’s invade Iraq” did something to my brain that has never been undone.
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Gotta go “Venom IV” there
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The Spurs aren’t his favorite franchise? 🤔
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Not sure if this is the correct answer, but I was always told it’s because their role is tangential to law enforcement, therefore public accountability. Sounds believable enough but who knows.
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I remember “Dancing with the Stars” being on over a family thanksgiving a couple years ago. My sister-in-law said, “The Peleton community has been a major factor in this season’s voting” and I still haven’t recovered.
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I had to be hospitalized due to back pain.
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Used to come home from swim practice and pour a whole box of cereal into a mixing bowl, douse it with milk and still be hungry after.