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Snoots!🦄👍
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-CATCH- that baby and you'll earn billions.
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Fun, but I always lose my shoes on this. :/
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TBF, in the morning I do.
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It goes on pizza
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Niche, but funny. 🐴👍
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I see what you did there.
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Fair.
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*takes notes*
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Wait...I have all of that in the house. Right. Now. :0
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Fair. :)
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Oooh, nice
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Bees are no longer a problem, but when a skyscraper catches fire, all the spiders rush out and omfg, you really want to be somewhere else.
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I feel like Pumpkin Muffin and Apple Tart are swapped, otherwise, dead on. 👍
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Same, ghosts. Same...
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14 is _SOOO_ Good. :)
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Prescription sunglasses. I usually only forget them if it’s dark when I leave the house.
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They may be dexterous, but reasonable people can argue if they’re very dexterous.
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🐴👍
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The cat's attorney would like to point out that a) no cat has been positively identified in that video and b) the chain of custody on that video is suspect. There's no telling who might have edited it or when it was recorded.
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I remember those from the lost Director's Cut.
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It’s all fun and games until it springs to life, wraps around your leg and slowly dissolves you. Does nobody remember the opening beach scene from The Blob?!
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VERY nice!
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No, I subscribe to the Many Portlands Multiverse Theory.
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I expect it's very intentional. All of it *waves arms* was VERY intentional.
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It's...better than Curtis Varvin's "Put airline pilots in charge" idea, so...sure.
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Wait…Seattle’s not a secondary world?!
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🐴👍
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Checks his math… :/
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They have a few models with chain stays similar to yours. I’m 90% paved roads with maybe 20% smooth dirt. But roads are crap here and 28mm tires are a tight squeeze on my frames
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I’ve been looking at old-style steel frames I can fit wider tires to, so of course I’ve been looking at the Rivs. How have you liked the handling?
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Ok, that’s cool. :)
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This is telling someone fuck you to their face confident that they won't figure it out until later.
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Grilling bacon? Ok, I learned something today. 👍
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Butterscotch, in this case. :)
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People pushing these gibberish machines as super-intelligences have a lot to answer for.
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He brought his friends! 🐴👍
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Quality side-eye
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It’s not a problem 👍
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Younger folks think that when someone says "I need to get something from my car" they might be coming back with a gun. :/
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Marrying a senator’s daughter shows he had a good grasp of strategy.
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Reminds me that I haven't been out there in AGES...
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That's a perfectly lovely quiche 🐴👍