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She/Her. Cat mom just tryna make ends meet. Writing/Drawing. ATXish
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Wish I could say the most obviously stupid things about a particular subject for a job—instead I'm contributing to society like a loser.

of course he's a white sox fan— they match his outfit

THE POPE IS MIDWEST EMO???

Every time I come to Texas I get so mad that such a beautiful and special place is ruled by some of the most evil motherfuckers to walk the planet but I guess that’s true of anywhere evil motherfuckers rule

This administration is finally answering why the richest country in Earth's history can't afford socialized healthcare by actually making us too poor to afford it

texas tbh

Glad the most inane fears of the late-republic patricians is also making it into this rerun

Important lesson on the internet is nobody should listen to you. If people are listening to you then that's a job and you should be paid. Post for the wind and birdsong, post like a catfish at the bottom of a pond in winter— and hope to god nobody sees you...

I think I speak for every living creature on Earth when I say that the Eagles need to win on Sunday for the good of humanity.

[To person painfully impaled upon a rock] You should have voted for a hard place.

I have accepted the teachings of the Eagles. any sentence uttered to me must be preceded by Go Birds or it's theologically impure and I will disregard.

If there are feds on here I guess they're doing it for free now

disgusting anti chicken fried steak propaganda. and what are my tenders supposed to be dipped in libetal?

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

past few days have just been learning about vital governmental systems and their roles in a functioning society, then watching them get hit with a hammer

these bastards just don't like that they're the butt of the joke— classic lame-o behavior. They wouldn't consider it edgy if we made fun of their slapped on republican makeup or the slop they call mom's special recipe

Birds

when hell freezes over

something so cruel about how conservative/mainstream parlance has settled with referring to transgender "individuals" as opposed to "people"

I guess the world is hell and life is unending cruelty... but my cat's got a sweater on so that's pretty nice

the only thing worse than leaving Texas is, I think, staying here forever.

just made my own salad dressing instead of buying it at the store

Bold choice to base your political stance on "Actually Urkel was really cool"

As a country yokel in da big city, the MTA felt like magical, and was extremely easy to navigate. Same with SEPTA and NJ transit. Less confusing than finding your exit in downtown Dallas, or figuring out when the hell your Flixbus is gonna pick you up.