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Hey, wait a minute…I thought Trump made the greatest deal ever and deserves the Nobel Prize

Galen Druke Reince Priebus-ass name

I guarantee the lead on The Today Show will be about how Dear Leader Trump very masculinely negotiated a ceasefire

The press will always reward Republicans for bombing Muslims

Trump and Musk are murderers

But Rasmussen!

This is mental illness

The 6 fascist pieces of shit on the Supreme Court believe that if you aren’t a white native-born straight male then your body does not belong to you. It belongs to the Republican Party.

The next Dem president should fire the fascists on the Supreme Court. Who cares whether it’s constitutional, those justices don’t give a shit about that anymore anyway. Have them forcibly removed and then replace them DOGE style with liberal justices and start issuing 9-0 rulings.

If he wins, Lin Manuel Miranda will have a recurring part on SNL for years

Savannah Guthrie is very excited about “historic U.S. strikes”

Donald Trump’s reckless foreign policy is going to get more Americans killed.

It’s because a lot of people decided a long time ago that Donald Trump is above the law

“We love god, don’t we, folks?”

You endorsed Donald Trump

Hey, wait a minute…

The new Alexa sounds super hot

“What words are they afraid to say?” “Oh, you know the ones.”

I implore people in the media to learn another word besides “scathing”

Remember that rule #1 of the political media is that Republicans must always be treated as Very Serious People. Pointing out that Republicans are not serious about the deficit and never have been, regardless of what they say, would violate that rule.

In The Last Crusade, when he’s taking the leap of faith, is the bridge just there and the “leap of faith” is him just believing there is a bridge, because it seems like he could tell? Or does the bridge magically appear because he truly believes, in which case how did the Nazis get across?

“The left needs media that speaks to progressive causes to counter the influence of right wing media. Also, Bluesky is a liberal echo chamber.”

There was a point in our history when what the president said actually mattered. Now he just says anything and nothing ever comes of it.

Vice President Vance Poelter is a piece of shit

I’m gonna need @dieworkwear.bsky.social to chime in on this

I see the memo is still going around

They’re completely out of control

Okay. How about this? He gets the special prosecutor and when absolutely no evidence is found (for the 400th time) then he has to resign.

Everything Trump says is just Bart’s report on Libya

He’s just naming countries he’s heard of

I can’t wait for a year from now when Mayor Cuomo has 11% approval after sexually harassing a city council member and unleashing NYPD on immigrants and everyone who voted for him is complaining that they couldn’t have known he would be so bad