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evansthepup.bsky.social
bi boy . 29 . austin tx . sober . your dad’s favorite pup i AM more than just a hole sir . sfw @garugar.bsky.social
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I have a new yiff niche

checking in I’m alive playing Clair obscur in my goon cave

Myself + Knot

So did we all kinda just get over sextwitter/sexsky at the same time. Cuz it feels like that

me waiting for you to finish speaking so i can tell you about the dream i had where we were both boyfriends but you were mad at me

I have been informed that I should be interpreting this as “not a straight up porn account” in which case @getmauled.bsky.social

ask me shit to distract me from tomorrow ngl.link/pupevans

tomorrows the big day!

So fucking hungry 🐷

yall literally made be blacklist the word orange because the depth of your political discourse is “orange man bad”. embarrassing for yall! grow a political opinion that can’t be expressed in memes and “shady reads” and get back to me

So much cum 💦

don’t forget! you have free will and can turn off the news whenever you want. who fucking cares, i turned it off and added 200 words to my blacklist. don’t let yourself feel peer pressured into doomscrolling.

looking for someone treat me like a stupid orc

#fcf - fat cum friday

noticed the auto labeler didn’t nsfw label those fat cum Friday pics 🙄 sorryyyyy. gotta repost with the label now.

rate my cock and/or ass and I will return the favor (cock/ass your choice). very honest cock/ass rates actually turn me on a lot…especially when there’s an explanation (and I always give an explanation) you do consent to an honest rating from me by participating though.

When he calls me a good boy

just for context with these things - 5 is the average 😭. that’s how im treating it at least

my instagram story, after leaving my cave to get lunch with a friend: "experiencing serious event drop right now. reminding myself it's normal. take care of yourself, protect your peace, and allow yourself to have raw emotions."