evansthepup.bsky.social
bi boy . 29 . austin tx . sober . your dad’s favorite pup
i AM more than just a hole sir . sfw @garugar.bsky.social
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1,150 followers
499 following
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Anyways if you wanna chat telegram is pupevans1 and snap is pupevans lol
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Melbourne!
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🥵
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thinking bout you pup ❤️ maybe see you at TFF this year.
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It’s a WeWork lmao
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this is the last I will say on this
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me protecting you from your twink lust
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bawuffff…..thank you pup
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huh. Noted
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this is the first time it’s failed for me I think gotta watch that shit now 😡
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*steering and aiming a panzer III ausf F tank with fully loaded 50mm cannon at the timeline*
*quiet and breathy* i said fat cum friday
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Well you’re obviously a very sexy dude and am sure with more frequent posting, numbers can only go up as numbers do. FWIW this is the first time I’ve really seen you on the timeline so the algorithm might have a grudge (or you just gotta post more)
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I agree though if 20% of my followers aren’t even opening the app anymore id rather they just not follow me lol. nothing but a number at that point
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tbh yeah you might be on some starter packs which would get you a lot of auto-follows. You can look yourself up on clearsky.app to check that
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you might be interacting with the wrong people if you’re seeing a lot of the 5000 follower stuff bc im not experiencing this as much (low quality post churners who post a recycled video with a link to their OF and log out, this worked very well on twitter, less so here)
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ass - now, let me explain the reason i chose such an intense hole pic. you have an idyllic hole. no discoloration, no hemmys, nothing, you were proud enough to post that. now, what i would do with your ass is trim it more often. not low, just make it consistent. and always keep your hole in mind.
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cock - this first pic especially, you have really complimentary balls to your cock. the plump aesthetics of them complent the cuteness of your shaft. some targeted trimming of the pubes would elevate all of this. you have fat dense loads, just like me (we dont shoot, we gush). i love that.
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my sweet sweet pup! you are of course ok. response incoming
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would you like a soft commentary on your parts instead? i love to give descriptive commentary in any case.
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this ass is offensively nice. i feel offended.
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ass - 6.5/10 this is an ass i want to get to know better. the shape of it compliments your midsection well. the skin tone is consistent and the crack hair blends seamlessly into the inner thigh hair which i appreciate. i want to see you find new angles because i suspect your ass is actually amazing
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dick 7.5/10 - this hasnt changed. you have a beautiful head, and the thickness and shape of the shaft compliments it. your balls are proportional but not enormous, and the scrote holds them well. a very meaty substantial cock. i think your untrimmed pubes swallow it though and distract from it.
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i can smell this picture
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ass: 6.5/10 - i think your ass would be hottest with absolutely no clothing, which is not my usual assertion. i think clothing swallows your very pretty butt when i can tell its a very cute twink butt. your butt looks best in fem accents like lace, thongs, stockings, etc. ultimately very breedable
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dick: 6.5/10 - obviously above average lengthwise, and the curve is hot. personal pref would be a lil trimming. the balls are very pink and a good size. id worry about it for anal bc from the pics and my experience, long floppy dicks can be hard to get in. !very! good to suck and swallow loads tho
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ass 5/10: overall 1 pt above average, grooming brings it back to 5. it looks good hairy but pattern is inconsistent so trimming would benefit. it is a short (vs tall) butt which is a personal preference, and works best when your thighs are just average. generally proportional to your thighs and mid
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for @technohippie.bsky.social
dick 7/10: confidently 2 pts above average. it is very predictable in every way with a lean towards the larger side. well groomed, from the pubes to the shaft and balls. no notable curve, really attractive scrote. its most attractive form is half-hard.
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dick 6/10: above average (5) aesthetically but in every other way a very typical dick. balls maybe below average (💉) which makes the scrote look a bit empty. the proportions are otherwise very textbook appropriate which makes it look like a very pretty dick.
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for @bostonotter.bsky.social:
ass: 9/10 it’s definitely improved a lot over time. the 💉 makes your back break out but it be like that. took me a min to find rating candidate pics without a dick in it 😂 head on is a lot more impressive than side profile and your thighs compliment it very well
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for @alphapupblue.slut.dog:
ass 8/10: including your back in this, the super furry back and ass makes you look like a total hound and dick looks completely natural in your round ass
dick 6/10: your ass is definitely your star asset, but the huge PA is a big turnon. balls a bit small/tight however