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evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social
Prosecutor by day, professor by night, writer by, uh, let’s go with twilight, reader and gamer when I probably should be sleeping. Highly upset at being currently stuck in this, the clearly worst timeline. Posts best read in the voice of Sterling Archer.
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Native American women tell border patrol to fuck off.

submitted 22 hours ago • 61 comments

We’ve now reached the point where the old #nottheonion meme has to be retired because now it’s both the Onion AND it’s factual despite its inherent absurdity. Well done, worst-conceivable-timeline.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Before the fascist regime utilizes this to try and justify themselves - imagine if instead this was “Four Men Escape Auschwitz” in 1944 - because it should hit the same. Four Men Escape From Migrant Detention Facility in Newark www.nytimes.com/2025/06/12/n...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hey @democrats.org - I know your leadership has been super busy with (checks notes) uh, forcing out your national committees VP or something, but could you maybe start doing literally fucking anything as a whole about this whole “America as Fourth Reich” fuckery currently happening?!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

For everyone that has to deal with people in their lives that say “but Trump was elected” just tell them: “fun fact: so was Hitler.”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Every 👏 accusation 👏 is 👏 an 👏 admission 👏

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So, just so I’m clear: Israel and Iran went to war. A US Senator was gestapoed at an SS news conference. Antonio Brown tried to kill someone and is on the run. A judge had to order the president to stop using his military to try and kill his own civilians. All today. Fuck this timeline.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment