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"Sir, are you classified as human?" "Uh, negative. I am a Meat Popsicle" * Linux DevOps / Operations Engineer * Moonlighting Game Developer & DevOps * Bug finder * Home Chef * Best friend of OllieDude3000 * Sarcastic smart-ass *Dictated but not read.
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Awwwwwww 💙I wore this same flannel shirt back in 1994!
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Note fly
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Good boy! Glad he's doing well
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It belongs in a museum!
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Tell your boss you ate some fancy cheeses last night that didn't agree with you and can't come in.
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Ollie Dude does this too
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Alcohol, and a voice recorder. Play it back the next day, write it down. Profit.
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Cool. Link?
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Awww, get this big hunk'a handsome man on some grain free wet diet foods. Got Ollie on some, just switched. He loves it.
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Gotta pay those vet bills!
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🥳🥳🍻
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This sounds absolutely plausible. "DOOD BRO NO WAY! THEY GOT NIGHT VISION GOGGLES LIKE IN CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS!! I call this one!"
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Same
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Neat! ;)
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Such a good kitty!
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Stayed for the mid-credits scene?
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You forgot Near-Mage! store.steampowered.com/app/1685870/...
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Well that's pretty fucked up. New place is going to be much better for you
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I 100% support this post!!
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Like @grundislav.games said! store.steampowered.com/app/1685870/...
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So regal!
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"The Necronomicon belongs in a museum!"
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Stop reading my journal
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Shut it down
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SHE DID WHAT?!?
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The first place my mind went to 😆
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COMIC SANS!!! *shakes fist*
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What a fuckface
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Next time
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Scooter!
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Older picture
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We took one to the vet the other day! (No worries, yearly wellness appointment, blood work all came back within range, and he got his rabies and distemper boosters and is now autistic 😆)
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Ollie Dude gathers up his bananas and sits on them like a dragon
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Wait, so vaccines DON'T make you autistic!? Someone alert the media!!! 😆
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Agreed. There's no way that it's a coincidence 😆
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I took Ollie Dude to the vet yesterday for his annual wellness appointment (blood tests and booster shots) and he was a very good boy about the whole thing!
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I thought this was bullshit when you said it was for leet seconds...
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Every. Damn. Time.