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Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller. 'Ever'. carcosa-based lifeform. UK. @EwaSR on twitter
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A mate just sent me this

Goodnight Tingis Pingis

I guess a problem with staffing your government with idiot fetuses is that nobody can remember LA’s history with regards to “civil unrest”

Lmao I once worked with someone who was an extra in one of his films back in the 00s and she told me about how he got her in a headlock. But yeah I'm sure he's innocent

this is not news to anyone who has been online in the last 20 years

Wile E selects a compilation of Lumières shorts, opens the case and a train erupts out and flattens him

Los Angeles: if you get tear gas or see other people who have been and someone calling themselves a medic tries to use milk to wash their eyes out SLAP THAT MILK JUG OUT THEIR FUCKING HAND. MILK DOES NOT WASH OUT TEAR GAS. Just use bottled water please.

Joe Rogan always looks like he’s being viewed on the back of a spoon.

GASP

Yes. Black bloc kids who lived through 2020 are better at this than some loser trying to get overtime in his tacticool GoPro helmet and camo pants

i present you to you my small dog for consideration if u even care

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

I really hate the Smiley Face Killer theory it is really annoying and extremely silly

Fuzzy paws

Get ICE the fuck out of here. Eat shit in hell

Listen my profile pic was five years old so we've got a placeholder in now and we're just accepting it. We'll work this out later. There's a better time to take a selfie than after you've done a long walk and got rained on I'm sure but I don't know when it is

everything's been downhill ever since saturday morning tv turned into boring men chopping courgettes

BUT WILL KELPIE GET ON THE ROOF

Just as Geralt has Roach, Ciri has her own loyal companion. Meet Kelpie! 🐴 ❤️

Fixed it for you @washingtonpost.com @ignatiuspost

The best part of working out is that I can now carry my elderly 40kg (88 freedom units) dog down or up the stairs with ease. I get to spend more time with him

Happy Pride month, all! Way back in 2018 I made these galaxy pride flags. They were shared many thousands of times, featured on Vice, and even made their way onto book covers and into video games. Here are the original ones I created (in no particular order!) so Bluesky can have them too. 💙