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Doctor. Owner of Furry Little Evil II, a derpy Australian Pied Lap Slug (aka “domestic short hair”).
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Looks like when I go to the bookshop for just one book.
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Deadset, just block and move on.
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Boss had one with an Australian accent which he brought to Montreal.
“Turn left on Cote des Neiges” mangled in Australian is very very funny when you’ve had a few drinks
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S E R I O U S case of cat paralysis.
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I could care less about what a person wears, but do they not have tailors and such who help with dressing?
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This US government hasn’t 🤷♀️
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There’s a reason why the republican national conference is the Super Bowl of Grindr…
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I just don’t think I need the same amount of electrolytes as a horse. That’d have to be a human lifetime supply…
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Guy at work had a series of photos of a cormorant trying to eat a baby wobbegong. Bird with tail of shark in its beak, shark biting the bird’s throat.
Bird won as it was a very small wobbegong, but it did end up with a bite mark
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“On” my chest, dammit 🤣
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Haven’t Tasmanians suffered enough?
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Dave, when are you going to accept that Finn is a feral, and will always be feral? 😆
So content and happy! 🥰
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A tortie and an orange cat. Hoo boy.
My tuxie once woke me up by running the full length of my body with claws out, after a full cartoon-animal-style legs-moving-but-nothing-else start. It was summer, 3am, she was evidently sleeping in my chest and had heard something outside. Some way to wake up!
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I played on a day so cold that snow was settling on the players’ shoulders.
I have never been so cold in my whole life 😂
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Oooh, a gravel oval, now that’s a great idea. Home advantage +++
Aussie Rules in Tasmania needs a roof like my elderly hatchback needs a nice shiny chrome bullbar. And I say this as someone who has played Aussie rules in snow…
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Look, I don’t farm beef. But my sister does. Where does this person think beef comes from? 🫣
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One of my stepsisters got told by mum to stay in school because she was never going to make a living modelling. She laughed. “Mum, I’m going to marry a rich man”.
She made bank as an international model, and married a rich man 🤷♀️😆
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Evidently Michael Knight didn’t keep up with his software updates.
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I used to follow an internet poetry site, many years ago. They put it something like this:
There was a straight pride parade
That very same day
On all the other streets
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Toughness and hardness are opposite. Very hard things shatter on impact; tough things resist impact and bend rather than break.
Hegseth is a hard man; Milk was tough.
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Ew, burn that nasty shit
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She was/is on twitter but not yet here; always interesting to hear from a sensible Texan. Plus I love her books!
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I don’t think you understand their full scope and range as a teenager. They’re adult books!!
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Asimov, Heinlein, but probably Harry Harrison most of all. The Stainless Steel Rat series was great fun
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I didn’t like Pratchett as a teenager but love his work as an adult. Resonates with a bit of life experience I guess?
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Last French waiter I spoke to told me “Madame, you do not speak French, you speak Quebecois”. In French of course.
Apparently I have an accent, and not an Australian one 😊
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It has taken me, uh, 2 years to work out he’s a celebrity and not some random smug actor. As an Australian who gave up following the premiership league in about 1997…
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Pretty! First time I handled a spider it was a little green one, inside my car when I got home from a night shift in summer. Couldn’t leave it to cook. Put my hand out to get it out of the car and it stepped on; put it in the garden. Its feet were like a tiny massage, so delicate. Spider fear gone.
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Look at their military cosplay. Civilians trying to bully civilians by dressing up like the military 🤢🤮
They oughta be ashamed.
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Sounds idyllic.
Except I initially read it as “talked with a manatee”, which made it a little surreal 🤦♂️
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Pommes de terre du ciel? 😂
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As a kitten, my cat declared she would sleep under the covers in my arms, and then regularly terrified me by being so flat when I woke up that I was afraid I had rolled over and squashed her. Nope, just very deeply asleep.
No idea how parents cosleep 🫣
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Gloriously flat floof. There is nothing I love to see more than a cat (preferably my cat) completely flat out stacking zeds, radiating a sense of safety and contentment to all around it.
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Why does he want to harm babies?
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Walks all over? Trump? More like walks around, goes off on a tangent, displays non-linear thought and delusions.
Actually, tangential isn’t accurate. His thought is circumferential.
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Can’t argue!
Hope the caffeine and the melatonin don’t either!!
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It is getting cold here, my rental is barely insulated and unheated… and I am rugged up warm with a little furry self-heating hot water bottle on my lap and a literal pint of tea.
It is pretty excellent ☺️
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NOM NOM NOM
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I was just thinking that yesterday. The rest of the world used to resent the US, “look at them, they think they’re so good!”.
Now we’re watching in horror as the US pins itself down and beats itself mercilessly.
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Whereas I’m having my morning caffeine in the form of an enormous mug of tea, with my cat asleep on my lap. Cawwwwww!
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It was better last time when he “did the job” of president by golfing (that dude took so much time off, anyone screaming about Biden working limited hours is fucking delusional).
I’m guessing his cognitive and physical decline since then doesn’t allow him to golf as much so he’s bored
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“Set me down, peon!”
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Oooh, I love that show. Mostly for the Lucy Liu 🫡