execmalfunctions.bsky.social
Author of "Executive Malfunctions: Snapshots of an ADHD Life" coming out probably never because ADHD.
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Sort of like capitalism’s “how can I get rich by pretending to help you.”
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We need names. Now.
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Piglet.
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We need names.
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How was he supposed to check in 1971? Call the Army Corps of Engineers?
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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That’s . . . simply not true.
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Yes we must, mustn't we? And when should we start?
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*how* kind of regards. Just kind? Kindest? Let’s see what you got, mofo.
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Even if it were true, it wouldn’t be in the top 20 of weird injuries to befall a baseball player.
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All those independent thinkers need someone to tell them what to independently think.
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Once they find out, they’ll let us know.
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This administration is acting like there won’t be any midterms. Wonder why?
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Reports are he suggested that maybe they don’t need to own EVERY grocery store.
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Jerk.
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Saw three (two adults and an immature) over my Portland neighborhood today.
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Classy. And homophobic.
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Oh good lord.
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Sensationalized at best. I can't see where the DOJ/drugs stuff had anything to do with him.
Looks like the worst he did was covering for his players, for actions that are no longer violations.
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Totes. He's doing great, so it's cool to (essentially) lie about him.
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Not saying he's at all qualified, but:
Players got tattoos for autographs. What a scandal.
"That involved" doing a lot of work here. The owner of the tattoo parlor was under investigation.
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How dare you
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Don’t know that there’s any slam dunk solution. But I’m pretty sure sitting it out entirely ain’t it.
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Retaliatory tariffs
Got me on the go
Retaliatory tariffs
I'm all a-quiver
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You absolute dipshit.
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Or we just could. Where are they?
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Nicer will do.
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Fool, if you think it’s over, just flip the record.
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I’m telling you, we need him on the radio in rural America.
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Barry, if they were refusing easily available PPE because they didn't think it was cool, then I sure might.
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Barry, we’re just flabbergasted that this is what someone decided to get so internet mad about. Like so angry that you simply won’t shut up and move on. Please know that no hipsters were harmed by the observation-gentle teasing. You may rest now.
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TFW you realize you live in a desert.
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I've heard good things about Brooks and Dunn's Boot Soup N' Boogie.
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Good lord. What was that?
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So you’re telling us the president of the news org didn’t understand the context of the piece they ran?
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David Bowie’s Song For Bob Dylan.
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They’re countable, we just don’t know the number. Fewer. And no hyphen there. And fuck that wink. It’s okay to be professional on SM.
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I (seriously) don’t get “I don’t get…” posts.
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First thing I thought of. RIP.
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Most: instant music, driving directions, always have something to read (news, scrolling, whatever).
Least: everyone in my life has instant access to my time and energy.
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Dude is not well.
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Boo who?
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Oh come on
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Nailed it.
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I say more TLDR manifestos.
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Also speaks of an opportunity. His shit is going to be massively unpopular. So what's the plan for the midterms?