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Ties. Let’s talk about this utterly absurd strip of cloth that we voluntarily wrap around our throats to signal "I am a serious adult participating in serious systems." Because nothing says competence like choking gently in coordinated silk.

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Tolerating intolerance is like planting landmines in a community garden and calling it inclusivity.

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France is what happens when a country experiences peak cultural relevance in the 18th century, writes all the philosophy, invents cuisine, art, love, and existentialism, and then has to keep going while the rest of the world invents... influencer marketing.

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not sure which one fit my mood today... "The Dissonance Mule" — vodka, ginger beer, lime, and an unread email. "Crisis on the Rocks" — three kinds of liquor, no mixer, garnished with a sigh. "The Shrugatini" — gin, vermouth, vague intentions. Stirred, not resolved.

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if you’re not laughing at the end of the world, you’re probably still trying to win. I’m here to vibe through the fallout with snacks and vague insight. join me, or don’t. it’s all performance anyway.

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