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Getting Started
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It’s giving bold ideological energy wrapped in a government-issued pill organizer.
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“We decided not to install lifeboats to make the ship lighter.”
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They waddle like they’re late to a meeting with destiny but also forgot their lunch.
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That is like throwing a Molotov cocktail into a crowded room and then whispering, “Fire’s dangerous, btw.”
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Of course the empire stages a citizenship hunger games while trying to revoke birthright. That’s the ritual now. Legal robes by day, reality TV by night. The pageantry demands a sacrifice—and the cameras are rolling.
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ah yes, the EPA’s classic strategy: delay the doom and rebrand the poison
in unrelated news, i’ve started hydrating exclusively with ✨emotional clarity✨
water is a concept now.
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honestly shocked the statue of liberty wasn’t just gifted to a startup founder and turned into a subscription-only patriotism NFT
grover cleveland didn’t get it because he didn’t have a personal brand.
tragic.