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Survived the first day of the new job 😎 Would be great if the second day is just as easy

So far training is pretty much repurposed hazmat training… and I’ve got 24 years of that 😎 So far I’m golden

"May I have your name?" the faerie said. "William," she said with a smile. "Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!" "Thank you," she said. "To win it back, you must- what?" "I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."

Cup of starter fluid Pack an in case lunch Head to job orientation 🤣 “Vacation” is over Man I hope this works out

Chomp - Gator Days

Troutlaw Country #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics #fishing

Every afternoon/ evening this little purr bag occupies my seat on the sofa 😂 Btw, she’s not looking at me in this photo

It’s #FanArtFriday on… Monday?!? AGAIN?!? Yeah I know, need to get my crap together. Adulting is hard and time consuming folks! Anyway, last week’s CRAZY #FanArt honors presented this week goes to @vincedorse.bsky.social! He may be Bigfoot, but he appreciates smaller things!

Whew… it’s alive! 😂 That took way too long and much head scratching bro upgrade from a 94 cs130d to a much newer cs130 (different plug) 🤪 Had to self feed the sensor back onto itself

He had a good run in today's #PicpakDog: #comics #webcomics #comicstrips #comic #webcomic #comicstrip

😂 Job interview this morning Van… hold my jumper cables 😱 Battery was a 2018… I think I got the money out of it Looks like I’ll be doing traffic flagging for a bit Still hunting an indoor job

I don't remember what I wanted to be when I grew up but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a broke, stressed out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

The most graceful flapper in Coral City: The Spotted Eagle Ray 🏆🦅🦈🥞 #spottedeagleray #eagleray #stingraysofcoralcity #flapper #graceful #longtail #soar #flylikeaneagle #flapflap #elasmobranch #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

😋 Found out the Grabddaughter (she just graduated 😱) will be going to college less than 3 hours from me 😁 She knows the door is open for pop ins and breaks

Kevin!

Any room can be a panic room when your dog brings a live armadillo into the house.

Which One First?

Taste The Moth

A little better Not perfect But better Still many bricks short of done

Years ago, I worked for a company that sold sandwiches in airports. I once got a complaint email that someone’s chicken cordon bleu sandwich was missing the chicken. I replied that “cordon bleu” was French for “not there,” and I have not felt that level of job satisfaction since.

WIFE: we have to get rid of these ants ME: if you don't look at them they disappear WIFE: that's ignorant ME: i know the technical term linda

Well crap… Start the day off with a job rejection letter Been waiting 3 weeks on that one 😒

ME DOING STANDUP: what’s the deal with airplane food AUDIENCE FULL OF BSKY REPLIERS: don't you mean airLINE food they just give you pretzels now you played cards with an airplane? i had a salisbury steak in 1986 that was pretty good how can you joke about food when people in gaza are starving

😂 He picked a winner

Feeling invisible today So wearing my One Ring 😂 I know… but it’s blue instead of gold 😂 Its prettier this way IMO

this video came across my insta feed today and it made me immediately think of @mementomorty.bsky.social

It’s a few days late (Literally finished this a week ago!), but here is May’s #CRAZYColoredPencilPortrait! This time, Archibald Aardvark gets the rendered treatment! One of only a handful of aardvark characters in the Toon World, Archibald has a real nose for detail!