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facetiousone.bsky.social
Cooker of tasty vittles. Reader of various tomes. "Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." Frank Herbert.
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Make Popsicles.
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Their crazy. I'd let Frankie Adams toss me over her shoulder any day.
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It's always the wimpiest looking tools, too. Like #TACO you know that fuck has never been in a fight in his life with those doll size hands. Yet he always talks about punching or smacking someone.
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Because it's a simulator?
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Till #TACO pardons him.
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If they were wealthy, and not a mixed race couple, the cops would have started a go fund me for them, not charge them.
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As am I. But I'm only 54. I watched a lot of reruns late night. Lol
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And the 4 people still alive that get that insult. 😂
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There is no way that is real. That would get your franchise license canceled quick AF.
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Shhhh. Kendrick and Drake might hear you.
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He found out you watched the new season of Love, Death, and Robots without him.
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Bad take from a hack writer.
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Blasphemous!
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LMAO Sure, Jan. It wasn't that he was mildly disinterested, nor did he push back. He didn't get that it was a joke. At all. Instead he acted like I suggested to spike a football in his kids face. That's being triggered over a bad joke. Why would you lie about something that anyone can see? 🙄😂