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faketober.bsky.social
Youth worker, meme lover, Nintendo enthusiast
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The only ICE I’m trying to chill with

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Love is love

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

@superkid268.bsky.social has a birthday today, what a super kid! ❤️🍓✌️🍁❤️💚🖤 I⚾🍒🇵🇸💁

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

@sebastienroblin.bsky.social your SIM card came out again. I’m trying to get in touch with you, my dear.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

The January 6 aggressors should not be pardoned.

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

Under capitalism, I hate going to sleep. Rather be chilling alone, playing video games, or marveling at my cat's personality than selling my labor for the privilege of survival.

submitted 519 days ago • 1 comment

I have somewhere to be tonight, and my cat tried to talk me out of it by lying on my lap.

submitted 524 days ago • 0 comments

The energy you can expect if you ask me to do my job tomorrow 

submitted 534 days ago • 0 comments

What I'm going to get for Christmas is tools, socks, and underwear but what I really want is a red panda who knows how to make coffee and do my taxes.

submitted 535 days ago • 1 comment

(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)

submitted 538 days ago • 23 comments

I never GAVE you anything?? I gave you COVID twice! You’re welcome

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

All my friends want a free Palestine.

submitted 539 days ago • 0 comments

More people would respect cats if we told them they see in infrared. They don’t, but more people respect them if they did.

submitted 541 days ago • 0 comments

money is like yogurt, because if you want to make yogurt you have to start with a little bit of yogurt. or your parents could give you a ton of yogurt

submitted 544 days ago • 10 comments

If I was conventionally attractive, I would know it by now 

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

for sale: baby shoes, never worn - also might fit a small dog

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Just me minding my own existential dread.

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments

Putting this sign on my account for anyone thinking about yelling at me

submitted 560 days ago • 37 comments

I may not be good at flirting, but I’m definitely nice enough that people sometimes think I’m flirting

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments

WCNSF is an acronym for wounded child, no surviving family, according to doctors without Borders (MSF) in Gaza. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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I’m hot and interesting. And you—you chew with your mouth open.

submitted 564 days ago • 0 comments

Many tenants at a NYCHA complex in East New York say they have not been able to cook since July 17, when the gas to their stoves was shut off.(!!!)

submitted 564 days ago • 0 comments

I was scared of Furbies and I 100% stand behind my choice. 

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Comrad Orca

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Yeah that’s enough Gaza discourse for today

submitted 578 days ago • 4 comments

Not in our name

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Mookie Betts MVP Finalist!

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Smaller bombs.

submitted 580 days ago • 0 comments

i'm not in the mood, your honor

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They wasn't for me 😮‍💨

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unserious country

submitted 592 days ago • 25 comments

A text is a text is a text is a text. - Gertrude Stein 

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

boys with feet like this have a 100% chance of stealing ur girl

submitted 597 days ago • 9 comments

Actually, no. She’s in October Scorpio. 😒

submitted 599 days ago • 0 comments

Kind of feels like my new boss ruined being a Scorpio for me. 🥲

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

And not for the first time

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I bet even frogs and toads don’t know which one they are

submitted 604 days ago • 6 comments

knock this website all you want but I just realized I haven’t heard what Glenn Greenwald thinks about anything for months

submitted 608 days ago • 52 comments

Hint they might be for you: They do not side with the Israeli Apartheid state. 🇵🇸✌️🕊️

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments

My ex is trying to convince me that the new person I’m seeing is not too much like him even though they both play the same character class in DND 🫤

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

if she’s your girl why is she crabwalking on my staircase

submitted 612 days ago • 8 comments

The US government is a farce

submitted 612 days ago • 0 comments

DID YOU KNOW: That was the Minnesota Twins' first postseason victory since 1928

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

if you don't like the song maps by yeah yeah yeahs you aren't allowed to talk to me today

submitted 619 days ago • 8 comments