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Just couriered a food hamper to an old girlfriend using FedEx.

This restaurant seems to be serving inedible flower shoots as food, I'm going to contact the nomnomnombudsman.

My uncle was an electrical contractor. If you plugged him in he got smaller

His full name is David Lubega Balemezi. "Lou Bega" is just his little bit of moniker.

Yael van der Wouden, who won last night’s @womensprize.bsky.social for Fiction, said she was intersex in her speech and had only got the right treatment because of “every trans person who’s fought for healthcare.” Say it again: Transphobia. Hurts. Everyone.

This restaurant seems to be serving inedible flower shoots as food, I'm going to contact the nomnomnombudsman.

A US Senator was thrown to the ground and handcuffed by federal agents, and then the DHS Secretary went on to say that they are taking control from the "socialist" local government. That is fascist, there is no other proper word for it than that. No euphemisms are necessary or warranted.

Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There’s a lovely key change at the end.

In "very much serves me right" news, my absolutely filthy habit at picking at scabs on my scalp has teamed up with chemo so that I'm now digging out clumps of my hair each time. Will this be enough to stop me doing it? Who knows...

Here's why you should be watching BENXT live on Wednesdays. Catch up with the VODs now! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Every single person that voted for this weirdo is an idiot. A moron. Too dumb to be called human.

Where the fuck is #Taskmaster?

With reported deaths now in double digits, it’s time for Nintendo to reveal what they know about the mysterious illness affecting Switch 2 owners

We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking down the drain.

I would LOVE to sit in on one of the pitch meetings for these toys. *rips bong* “Historic battleships eating various cheeses” “Hats shaped like Hideo Kojima’s head. For parrots.” *rips another bong* “Tanuki with huge squishy bollocks?” “Tadashi you GENIUS”

Shakira's hips don't lie. Shakira's arms never tell the truth. You have three questions, can you tell her arse from her elbow?

Please, this kind of thing isn't suitable for a comedy program, save them for political rallies.

I thought of this cartoon late last night. It's a bit saucy. If you would like me to draw one for you, our packaging is very discreet. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Maybe the media could try not reporting everything tech bros ~claim~ but only what they actually ~do~

I've decided to become a key note speaker, probably in C Major.

The DfT (Department for Transport) has announced they're going to allow smart fridges on London roads on a trial basis from mid-2026

I do not think AI will have novel insights next year

Home Secretary defends Executive Producer credit on FACES OF DEATH VII: THE SKEWERING as "all part of the Government's growth agenda"

Reaching out to former friends I drove away when I was drinking "Please, I'm different now, it gives me the shits !"

Reaching out to former friends I drove away when I was drinking "Please, I'm different now, it gives me the shits !"

I am finding myself asking: if troops on the streets helping masked government agents warrantlessly whisk people away in broad daylight is not the red line, what is the red line? Is there a line?

Cat bed, couch, her own special cushion on the big chair? No thanks. Top of the desk drawers that the Dreamies are kept in, just in case something falls out? Perfect spot.

just flew in from the Michelin Man lookalike competition, and boy are my arms tyres

Mark's AI Assistant is a supremely talented moron. . .

I'm sure Mcmillan are doing nothing but great work but sending me a list of forty plus I might be worried about then setting a fixed appointment in which you'll call me to discuss what I've thought about them all is not it. I've spent a lifetime doing my best to just NOT think about bad stuff, ok.

A statement About the preparation For the *potential* research Into a currently non-existent system To reach an arbitrary benchmark That is impossible to quantify And functionally meaningless Reading that headline actually reduces your brain power. This is sabotage!

"God damn it, mister noodle!"

We found that AI tools - both general like #ChatGPT and research-specific like #Elicit - lack the reliability, relevancy and accuracy to summarise research for teachers. This is important because we have been sold the idea that AI will make research more accessible.

Just come across this I did in the last term. Please feel free to use it. No credit needed.

What a great day for the UK govt to announce it is spending hundreds of millions of pounds on AI www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

getting into a fight with a British friend over which sibling "Scone Cusack" is meant to be parodying

Me: I see the glass as half full Optometrist: It's an eye chart but your positive outlook is lovely

“I have in my hand… some magic beans!”

do you ever think about how this is all happening for no reason at all?

I'm always left with the impression that surely most of us don't want this and we can just stop them but it all keeps happening and, worse, millions vote for it anew. I don't understand a single thing happening.