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Capitalism sucks. Market socialism rules. Known to post about football, beer, flags, boardgames, rugby, dad shit, politics, lacrosse, and maps. I make lots of typos and won't apologize for it.
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Celebrating fathers day in the traditional fashion. Dragging a child to a home improvement store to get supplies for a simple diy project that'll take me at least 6 months to accomplish. Happy fathers day.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We feed you. They hunt us.

submitted 8 days ago • 1250 comments

Maybe it's wish casting, but it's kinda crazy to see how the immigration stuff is radicalizing people. My train has never said anything political to me. Today unprompted he said "fuck ICE".

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

After attending the first @splitzoneduo.com live show nearly 2 years ago I thought I'd immediately lost the coozies from it. Guess I haven't worn these shorts since that night, cuz look what I just pulled from the back pocket

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Man the language assessment of kiddo 1 contained 0 surprises, and lots of positive stuff about her. But it still feels like a gut punch hanving professionally confirmed the issues with her speech. And how they're impacting her behavior and confidence. Talking it way harder than I probably should.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Legit thought this was a shirt for Illinois football at first glance.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Kiddo 1 has started asking for Sandstorm by name when she wants "crazy music" to dance to. My only concern is we may be putting her on the path to Gamecock fandom.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

How in God's name is there no salt in my employers lunch room? We're a goddamn spice company. They're gonna make me go downstairs and buy my own fucking grinder the assholes.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Wait. The Lions tour this summer isn't going to be on Peacock? Or NBC Sports? Am I going to have to subscribe to fucking Flo for the summer? Any thoughts @andrew.mcguiregis.com? What's your plan?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I may have a chance to get some more Andor in. Because my wife is in the ER with the UTI that refuses to die.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Discovering kiddo 1 likes Peruvian chicken has been a coup. Unlocked a whole new set of restaurants we can get a quick dinner at. Plus they're fucking delicious.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Guys. This is Cornell. Never underestimate their ability to lose the men's lax natty. If any team can still fuck it up it's them.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Men's lacrosse has many cultural issues. Like. Like. Yeah. You know. But the one affecting me most right now is that I'm forced to root for an Ivy in the NCAA tourney. Thank God at least it's just Cornell.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

So the friends of the HS boy who works at this froyo place coming in, gently ribbing him, and eating their body weight in froyo is just about the most adorable thing ever.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Brining two sirge protectors whenever we stay in a hotel remains undefeated. A truly great dad move. Maybe surpassed only by having an always packed bag of chargers and cords for when we travel. Which yes includes the aforementioned power strips.

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Kiddo 1's take on DC this far has been that there are "soooooo many ice cream trucks"

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

All Blacks hat with a BYU shirt is a very specific outfit, and I'm not totally sure what it means.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The ac vent being right by where I stash my sandals makes for a nice refreshing experience when I put them on in the summer.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I was blissfully enjoying a dad nap(on couch with low vol sports on TV) when kiddo one burst out of her room to say she needed to poop. Helped her with that, then sent her back to her room to finish her quiet time. So now do I try to recapture dad nap magic, or eat left over Chinese food?

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments