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fauxedo.bsky.social
I am an example of the Live Mas mentality. (She/Her)
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Pepper and her new BFF

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hit me with your truck daddy

submitted 539 days ago • 2 comments

"Son, we're not mad. We just need to know... ya haven't been talkin' to the rebellion, have ya mate?"

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Thanks, Google! That’s definitely right!

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John Hawkes should’ve gotten an Oscar for his five minutes in Miami Vice

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This is, to me, the funniest gif. I die laughing every time I see it.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I saw a woman walking down the street today wearing a shirt that said: 100% hu man And, weird layout aside, I wasn't really concerned about how human she was until I saw the shirt.

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What if we kissed in the temple grandin squeeze machine

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🎵 Get out of my dreams / My dreams aren't your car 🎵

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Ever since I left twitter, the frequency with which I’ve had to read the word “oomf” has dropped precipitously.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I think the best way to run a shadow government is to sit back and wait until someone else does something and then say, "Yes, exactly according to my plan." Then, whatever the outcome is, you claim that it's what you wanted all along.

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9/11 fucked up the world so bad.

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Gender is mostly about doing bits

submitted 6 days ago • 90 comments

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Monster Train 2 courtesy of @bigfangames.com. Giveaway ends on May 27th, 6 PM PT Out now on PC/Consoles and Game Pass Ultimate/PC www.bigfangames.com/games/monste...

submitted 8 days ago • 18 comments

I’m pretty happy with how I looked at the wedding last weekend.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I have no patience for this. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time retailed for $59.95 in November, 1998. That's $117.27 today. You're dramatically underpaying for games right now. In fact, AAA studios are killing themselves with big bet live-service disasters and microtransactions to cover costs.

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my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

submitted 7 days ago • 43 comments

To the tune of Rainbow Connection: 🎶Why are there so many Plays about salesmen🎶

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Lotta Rogue One slander lately and I’m gonna say two things: 1.) You’re all wrong, Rogue One completely fucking owns 2.) Andor wouldn’t exist without Rogue One and Tony Gilroy certainly would not have been hired to do it so maybe shut the fuck up

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Having fun with spam DMs on twitter

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I watched the original Taking of Pelham One Two Three yesterday, and this may be the single greatest final shot in all of cinema.

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What would your job be in the commune after the revolution? I would help celebrities produce their vanity music projects. “Yeah, Tom Hiddleston, *that* is how you rap!”

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Having done both now, I can confirm that being a bridesmaid is 1000 times better than being a groomsman. Being a groomsman is basically a sick joke in comparison.

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[steely dan voice] May 19

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Me: So I’m on a trip without the kids where I absolutely do not have to wake up early. My body: Cool cool, so like… wake up at 6:30am? Me: No no no, I can sleep in. My body: Ohhh, I got you. 7am it is.

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