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Man of leisure. Life like a bag of ferrets since 1969.
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Sunday night I’ll be playing the Cantab Underground in Cambridge MA. Showtime is 8 PM. Get your tickets now! https://tunehatch.com/shows/159922591

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What is Mary Lou Lord up to nowadays? One of her tunes just popped up in my mix.

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Induct Shockmaster you cowards.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I want one day, one goddamn day where I don’t feel like the world is ending imminently.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Can I just have one day where I don’t wince fifty times due to abject fear?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Watching curling relaxes me in a way even morphine can’t.

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Bowling night. I worked on some things at practice that hopefully keep my hot streak going. May start a fight before we start just to send a message to the other team.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Find a mirror Tubby.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I love the sheer panic of feeling overwhelmed all day every day.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing breaks up a busy workday more than a massive panic attack.

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Hey some of those drugs keep me alive! Woo hoo!

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

I need a good performance tonight in my bowling league or I’ll be sent down to a little kids league.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Almost freezing to death in Canada still sounds a whole lot better than the shit going on down here.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I take a vacation that is less than optimal I still want to go somewhere else almost immediately. Speaking of which, I’d like to drive to The Yukon in an old Pinto and sleep on a mound of snow.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

New rule: if the Eagles win Taylor Swift has to break up with Kelce and date an Eagles player of her choosing.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

No but I sure traumatized them. Sorry my man.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

College basketball has a 30 second shot clock. Oddly enough, so does Rick Pitino.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Very few things are more tenuous than going on an uncontrollable laughing fit while battling a stomach bug. Any moment could result in total disaster.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

We’re all going to die.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I’m watching Pitt Virginia now because I feel like things aren’t quite bad enough yet.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I’m watching Seton Hall DePaul because times are rough right now and I need to toughen up.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh. Just, ugh.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Every fucking day with this shit. Bad news seems to never take a day off.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Does this mean the end of the world? No? Well, can it?

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I was half-joking about sitting here and watching the world burn. Looks like I should have kept my goddamn mouth shut.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Today is a wonderful day to just watch old wrestling videos from the 70s and 80s all day.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

I’m old so help me out. What’s this Tick Tock thing everyone is going on about?

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Happy “Please Eagles Don’t Fuck This Up” Day everyone!

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

Ugh. I picked the wrong day to be a functioning citizen of the planet earth.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

These Fox guys really don’t like the Eagles today do they?

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Arm tackles will be the death of me.

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BIG MAN

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Does seething count as breathing?

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Who thought that having Gronk so serious analysis was a good idea?

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I can totally see this UConn team as a 3 seed in the NCAA tournament and getting beat in the first round by Northeastern West Bumfuck State.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely dogshit at the end. Unacceptable.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Diarra can remove his head from his ass any time now.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not a fan of the last five minutes of this game. We’re playing soft.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s just fast forward to the part of the game where the walk-ons are dribbling out a victory please.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

Coventry City once again gives up an injury time goal to blow a game. Fucking fire Lampard already.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Sports Gods: Stop scheduling two of my favorite teams playing big games at the same time. My heart can’t really take it.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

The number of porn bots that have followed me in the last two days has been a bit disconcerting.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

After Elvis’ corpse decomposed for four decades maybe.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Happy New Year unless time mysteriously stops, trapping humanity in a never-ending void.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

RANK UCONN YOU COWARDS.

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I actually read these to my family on Christmas morning.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

A Christmas tradition in the Rob household.

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