I’m bipolar so I depend on some of these meds. I always kind of figure this pack of asshuffers would come for them eventually since they made noise about it last time around. Maybe they’ll make me register with the government for a chronic mental illness. Can’t fucking wait!

Canadian football doesn’t have a medical tent? I know they have a 55 yard line and a 5 kilometer deep end zone.

Before I took statistics in college my father said I’d either get an A or a F because you either get it or you don’t. So I got a C.