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fedbybirds.bsky.social
Screenwriting, poetry, comedy, printmaking, painting, eels, beetles, general detritus
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Imagine if they really do actually cause each other to self combust, we wake up tomorrow & there are just 2 smoking craters where they once were

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Totally nausaged (run out of sausages)

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Wonder if everyone’s most intense source of domestic arguments is What Colour Things Are

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Roses 🌱

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Managed to grow a peony at last 🌱

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Quick sketch - Andor

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Rule should be that no one is allowed to propose national service without volunteering to do it themselves. This will give the army a plentiful supply of furious beetroot-faced middle-aged people which should put off any invading army

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Really disturbing piece about the collapse in insect populations - such a sinister image of a silent forest full of unchewed leaves like a greenhouse

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Roof garden looking at its best as we’re just about to leave it, typical. Although come to think of it most of it is coming with us 🌱

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I don’t think Brad Pitt can really carry off the just-gutted-some-herring look

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Survived 17 months in the Australian bush, what a little trooper! And when the vet checked her after they'd found her and caught her - she'd put on weight 😆

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Foxgloves on the roof 🌱

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Quick sketch

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Seem to be seeing an increasing number of stories about writers & artists in the UK finding themselves without royalties owed to them after publishers & galleries quietly fold, taking all the money down with them

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Quick sketch

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Huffing & puffing with indignation like a high court judge at today’s Minute Cryptic

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The Nick Clegg thing & posts where people talk about Bluesky’s reach just alternating in my feed. Think I’ll come back in a day or two

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Intense excitement in this neighbourhood when it turned out the FA Cup winners were transferring into their victory bus at the end of our road

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Some kind of victorious celebration about to set off in Crystal Palace

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Viperfish print #collagraph #printmaking

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I had no idea how mad dinosaurs are these days - it’s not just that they had feathers, it’s that instead of looking like big lizards they look like eg ‘a cross between a radiator & a duck’ or ‘a crocodile-faced hell heron’

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Different roof rose 🌱

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Roof rose 🌱

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Trouble with Poker Face is that the ‘she can just magically tell when people are lying’ doesn’t work at all. Maybe they can quietly drop it & go straight Columbo. I want to see some deducting!

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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I'd like to be a baby marmoset being gently groomed with a toothbrush

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Andor quick sketch

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Sometimes posts just line up nicely

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Cause of death: strongly worded letter

submitted 35 days ago • 12 comments

A good description of ME/Long Covid - ‘a cage that gets smaller if you rattle the bars’, as I’ve also seen it called

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It’s crazy that in the UK it’s been years since anyone under 75 without a weakened immune system has had a booster - including people with long Covid

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So glad to see Kalu’s work written about without being labelled ‘outsider art’. Fuck that term, it’s so outdated & patronising to think that art only belongs to people with an MA

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Superblue roof flowers 🌱

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