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MDNI You found me! I'm lazy but I'll try to keep this updated! Technically active on the other one! https://throne.com/femboyelf22
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Definitely not a thinly veiled excuse to talk about how I want a goth girl to slap me until I forget my name.

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I support my gay little turtle squirrel

submitted 11 days ago • 63 comments

Watching David Cronenberg's Rabid and the scariest part of the movie is that they're all French Canadian.

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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 20 days ago • 73 comments

I know I've posted about Trans Rights before but I'd like to take a moment to try and spread awareness of Trans Lefts Sorry I'll go

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

real friends are there for each other

submitted 23 days ago • 29 comments

God the fake crowd noises in Eurovision are so obnoxious. Maybe if you feel like you have to mute the crowd for every single song just because one country gets booed, you should look at why that country is getting boos.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

can we have gold bikinis every week please

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

If you've had one of those days when all you really need is a baby bear trying to catch snowflakes, here's a baby bear trying to catch snowflakes.

submitted 38 days ago • 160 comments

The masculine urge to be cuddled and held while we watch horror movies.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

does anyone want to compare sizes 👉👈 bigger cock tops 😳 I promise I won't use magic to shrink your cock and add it to mine 🥺🥺

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

submitted 44 days ago • 618 comments

This is now a Kalevala Account, thank you for following.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK Joukahainen dude Don't even talk to me if you aren't on team Väinämöinen

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Oblivion is both bad Morrowind and bad Skyrim That is all. (I will still play it)

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Americans gotta get on rye bread man Why do I have to go to an import store to buy rye flour at a normal price

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Väinämöinen really was born with a hairline like a dang hypotenuse

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Kinda feeling like I need someone pretty to slap me in the face and call me a slut

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Trans rights.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Racer Rosa 💦

submitted 55 days ago • 97 comments

Gosh, your mage friend really wants to come over again... But every time, she ends up turning you into a bubbly bimbo, and you're stuck for like, weeks! At least this time she promises she won't... Can she come over then~? ❤️

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

PART 7 ANIME

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

vagueposting song lyrics like after a breakup but it's ultra-specific "A wet cheese, left out in the cold." "I'm the Gila." "In the dark there lurks a shadowed truth / Far beneath the ancient stones."

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

bro the minecraft movie was great I'm never listening to the internet again

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Kinda annoys the shit out of me when my friends talk about listening to right-wing comedians/podcasters. Like it's not hard to just drop these people? Just really gives me a feeling of like, they'll only stand up for things when it's convenient for them.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

you know it's bad when xkcd gets political

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

maybe I should go see the minecraft movie

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submitted 66 days ago • 8 comments

I LOVE CURRENT EVENTS I'M SCREAMING IN JOY IT'S DEFINITELY JOY I LOVE TARIFFS PLEASE PLACE MORE TARIFFS ON UNINHABITED ISLANDS NORFOLK ISLAND HAS HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG ALL 2000 OF THOSE PEOPLE WILL PAY FOR OUR TAXES I FUCKING HATE THE ECONOMY GET RID OF IT WE DON'T NEED IT TARIFFS WILL PAY US

submitted 66 days ago • 2 comments

Hello This is now a poetry account I've deemed it the new route Don't be afraid to mute It would only take a minute I understand it's quite a pivot I hope you still find time to visit Thank you

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

submitted 70 days ago • 276 comments

I've thought to post Poetry But should I, for free?

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Does anyone have any info on anything I can do about ICE? Like how I can waste their time or anything to try and protect people. There are so many minorities that go to my college I think about what I should do if ICE shows up a lot.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I think Elon made his team push his tweets even harder because now I'm getting them when I never have before Just one step closer to finally leaving

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

every once in a while I see this image again and it's like FINE I'll read part 7 again

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments