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I dont give a fuck if ur transgender wash ur damn makeup brushes

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this is not a "failure", or even an unintended consequence of bathroom policing, btw. anything that makes a trans life harder to live is a success for the people who make these laws

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

copilot: captain sully? what should we do?? captain sully:

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

You cannot convince me this wasn't directly influenced by Nathan Fielder.

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

The "Jerusalem Post" has a column today openly arguing that "Christian Zionists understand antisemitism better than Diaspora Jews." This is the logical endpoint of the way the Israeli right and the Trump admin talk about right-wing Christians as the real Israel supporters, and hence the real Jews.

submitted 15 hours ago • 15 comments

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao

submitted 1 day ago • 74 comments

I've made vodka sauce from scratch a dozen times now and I still couldn't really tell you what the vodka does

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I majored in being gay

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

When will someone write a piece about the fact that a Muslim-Indian socialist, who wrote a bill which would make donating tax exempt money to Israeli settlement activity illegal, is netting 20% of Jewish New Yorkers in polls

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

it's unfathomably messed up that the president of the United States is using the power of his office to go after a single high school kid.

submitted 2 days ago • 142 comments

just got out of mission impossible final reckoning and can anyone tell me what the point of this guy was, he had literally nothing to do

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I wish LLM stuff was as useless as the metaverse, then it wouldn't be nearly as socially corrosive. people are right to distrust silicon valley but it really seems like a lot of people just have a hammer so everything looks like a nail

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

as someone who lacks the mental fortitude and will to be a vegetarian it is amazing to me how quickly ruthless-critique-of-all-things leftists turn into wishy washy climate deniers when you mention the impacts of meat consumption

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submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

The standard congressional obligations are performative. The real work is in tweeting endlessly about how much you love Israel. That’s service.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

both the us and uk are run to intentionally facilitate the abuse and rape of women

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

trotskyist Donald Trump

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JK Rowling has emerged from the shadows as a funder of the anti-feminist biology is destiny movement.

submitted 5 days ago • 103 comments

it's kid joke Friday! my favorite this week: "why did the man cross the road? to get manned over."

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I read that children 6-12 are more likely to be killed in Gaza because they’re too big to be carried, and not as fast as children 12+, and I can’t stop thinking about it. We have children running for their lives on the regular so much so that there are patterns as to who survives.

submitted 6 days ago • 19 comments