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Is Eric Trump yeast because he’s inbred

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I’m calling this the mar a lago camel toe

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So many folks, media included are hoping that we’ll be focused only on Trump when this is over but I’ll be remembering them too

submitted 13 minutes ago • 1 comment

Them: “LA is a full on insurrection” Us at the protest:

submitted 1 hour ago • 91 comments

do we have a shaman on site yet???

submitted 19 minutes ago • 1 comment

Remember that if you die as an insurrectionist your mom gets a few million

submitted 35 minutes ago • 2 comments

My wife asked why Trump doesn’t just tell the protesters he loves them and to go home

submitted 38 minutes ago • 4 comments

I have exercised the demon

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

Underground Railroad but it’s just a bunch of libraries

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

Ac stopped working last night so my soy boy ass had to figure it out myself. Gonna try to swap this capacitor out in a few hours and not kill myself. Wish me luck

submitted 9 hours ago • 7 comments

Against all odds they squabbled up for them immigrants

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Trump doesn’t need an excuse for shit

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are looking for an excuse to unleash a Tiananmen Square massacre on America.

submitted 19 hours ago • 30 comments

They post “fight fight fight” and we post “your personal safety is paramount. please wear safety reflectors when peacefully assembling” and people still act shocked every single time a women loses a right

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

I wouldn’t worry too much. far as I remember the national guard is just a bunch of guys in tennis shoes eating MRE pound cakes

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m just gonna be kinda quiet during this LA stuff. I am NOT in step with all of the “be nice so he doesn’t do martial law” folks. In fact it sounds a lot like complying in advance What are we scared of? We already got the national guard coming to stomp on citizens. We’re already being disappeared

submitted 19 hours ago • 8 comments

we can either earn martial law or it can be slowly implemented in the background but the result will be the same Peace has been off the table since January 6th. People reiterated over and over the dangers of allowing an insurrectionist to run and we did it anyway

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Current mood music.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I finally see how hard it is not to foment

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My family group chat is just my mom and her siblings all being passive aggressive about who visits their parents more “Well we had a good visit today, that was fun, here’s a bunch of photos to the thing everyone else wasn’t invited too”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

sir you dropped this 👑

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

If Elon had said Biden was on the Epstein list do you think Catturd would be calling for phone calls and unity? Do you think kash Patel would laugh it off on a podcast?

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It’s interesting that while one Rogan, Patel didn’t say “no he isn’t” rather than “that ain’t my lane bro”

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Dear journalists. When the US President is openly accused of paedophilia the story is either impeachment or defamation. If not, the story is how words have lost all meaning, truth has lost all value, and journalists are now completely desensitised to lying and corruption.

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If I saw an ice agent get ejected from a car I’d tell everyone I was calling an ambulance but then I wouldn’t and still say it’s on the way

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