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Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

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I've hit the "gosh, I miss food" stage of colonoscopy prep. In about an hour I start the "how much more of this shit do I have to drink?" stage. Good times.

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God I want this to be real

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I realized the other day that I forgot to do my annual "Happy Crohn's-iversary to Me!" post on Memorial Day weekend. It's been 18 years now, and it hasn't killed me yet, although it's come close a couple times. Tomorrow I prep for my 10th colonoscopy. The next one should be free, right?

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WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GATORADE FLAVORS RED OR PURPLE? DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE OLDS HAVE TO CHOKE DOWN 64 OZ OF THIS STUFF BEFORE OUR COLONOSCOPIES?

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submitted 8 days ago • 24 comments

Fight the Empire.

submitted 8 days ago • 248 comments

No better testimonial than this one on how federal job cuts put lives at risk.

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

This cracks me up every single time.

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I don't remember if I shared this before or not, but I have discovered a truly excellent coconut ice cream recipe. But it's a bit of a two parter. It calls for cream of coconut. (Which is a particular product, different from coconut cream, apparently.) My store didn't have cream of coconut in stock,

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Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

submitted 17 days ago • 277 comments

#FACTS

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This is the kind of thing that makes me extremely happy

submitted 20 days ago • 43 comments

unions: they get the job done

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Source: ExistentialMemes

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