fierceedward.bsky.social
Codger. Third-Generation Denverite, Movie Fan, Liberal-Progressive.
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ABC
Always
Be
Caving?
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Karob and Sylvia would like to discuss agricultural trade with you...
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Something nice to tweet about President Trump tonight.
Hmm.
Hmm...
Hmm.....
Got it!
He's not twins.
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Anyone checking the state location of his alma mater to determine whether he's a non-pedophile statutory rapist?
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Getting my popcorn all buttered up in preparation for watching The Revenge of the Eunuch Hogs, hopefully playing soon on a TV or tablet near me...
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That's the guy who always seems to be at the other urinal in the office restroom at 2:30 am when I'm taking a bladder break during an all-nighter. Since he usually looks more nervous than I feel, I've been assuming we're both doing all-nighters and I look even more haggard than he......
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First thing to do is cancel the lifetime pensions for reprentatives and senators. Twelve years to qualify for anything; twenty to be fully vested...
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Kayfabulators; they'll be challenging each other to a cage match in Trump Square (formerly known as Rose) Garden next. 'Tis all chum for the chumps while they loot the treasury...
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I see Bondi is following the gang's instructions to use 'proclamations' as much as possible...
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It don't mean a thing
If Dem. tears do not spring...
doo-wab-di-wab doo-wab-di-wab doo-wab-di-wab doo-wab-di-wah
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Oh, what a tangled web he weave, when first he practice to deceive...
Sad day when the U.S. is in the hands of a gang that can't even bullshit competently...
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"Senator, on the grounds that it may void my share of this week's swag and violate my oath of loyalty and the code of Omerta, I must dither, dally, delay, obfuscate and piddle away the clock until such time as I may be released to study tomorrow's talking points and lies..."
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My best guess at an explanation for all of this is that Trump is a genetic sport and farts Rohypnol....
...prodigiously and constantly...
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Kayfabe. MAGA just loves the stuff...
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Very odd that the Trump photo illustrating that is decades old...
You don't suppose his clone is projecting?
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Yep.
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youtu.be/LvtI5zdkzfs
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He's just testing the waters, seeing who he can chum as a distraction while he transfers the loot offshore...
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Just softening the newhires up for the weekly Omerta drills...
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Show me the trillions...
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But, but, that's a Grand Old Party size bag!...
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So, Trump's sending his garden noem on a trip around the world?
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I think that was on the backs of the menus at the Crypto Dinner...
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This is the part of The Producers for MAGA (unauthorized version) where Donald Debris yells,
"That's our Ernst Röhm!"
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So, is this the part of The Producers for MAGA (unauthorized version) where Donald Debris yells,
"That's our Ernst Röhm!"
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Ol' Orange Stain is channeling Captain Queeg now, albeit without a scintilla of Bogie's charm or an iota of Queeg's syncopated delivery...
youtu.be/KekChFdIe00
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And...
Another evasive and shifty-eyed graduate of The Sargent Schultz Academy of Implausible Denial.
"It's Graduation Day, fellow prevaricators! What do we know? :
We know nothing!
What did we see?:
We see nothing!
What do we remember?:
We don't recall!
What is our code?:
Omerta!"....
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There he goes again, mistaking the general public for his ADD-afflicted constituents...
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Shatner could turn it up to seventeen given the right script to work with. I heard a pretty astonishing interview Leonard Nimoy gave one time, where he said Shatner had every reason to assume he was supposed to be the Big Kahuna amid a smaller fry supporting ensemble...
youtu.be/p8GUF45XK70
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I'm just glad the original series was cancelled before the bean counters insisted on an inevitable 4th Season episode that used Desilu's McHale's Navy set...
Humiliations galore with Chekov on bongos...
Scotty and Fuji arguing over the merits of scotch vs. saki...
Bones' Quonset hut sick bay...
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Apparently, his gig portraying George 'Mac' McHale at the Indiana Jones Crystal Skull Ride was terminated when he clogged up the Chrono-synclastic Infundibulum exit tunnel from the Whirlwind Scene....
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'Doesn't work so well with the shuttle off the loom, if you know wut I mean*...
*His warp don't know what his weft is doin...
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He'll feel differently after those starving other kids eat his kids...
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Where are the 'Insider Dealing' and 'Stock Market Manipulation' panels?
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I'm wondering more and more if the masks and "informal" uniforms of the ICE goons are hiding Jan 6 pardonees who were made an offer they literally couldn't refuse?...
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In the Land of the MAGA, the One-"I" man is King...
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This is the most armed country on the planet, and, as we learned during the last election, that includes many, many, many of the Blue persuasion who haven't made a big deal out of it with open carry or wear-camo-everywhere nonsense. 'Something to think about...
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...Hmmm, seems we're on the slide to becoming the country of the white meatheads, governed by the white meatheads, for the benefit of the rich and grifting white meatheads...
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I imagine the docs have long since been shredded and torched, but there could not be a riper moment for the First Felon's Wharton records to see the light of day...
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The First Felon likely forgot his own last name in the moment, and channeled Don Rickles instead...
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An NFT meme coin nothing burger that will still manage to siphon untold billions out of the Treasury and into his shell corporations...
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Hmmm... The Trump UrinforitnowDonnie Memorial might find a home in the unused Hall of Records at Mount Rushmore. After all, MAGA seems to think he belongs there...
www.nps.gov/moru/learn/h...
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It's like Robert Louis Stevenson's Bottle Imp curse; Trump can't fire Hegseth until he can find someone worse for the job...
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He's just a Ron Popeil wannabe, but there's no magician in his kitchen...
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Worms: "What's this crap? Defunct Trump Toadies. 'Sposed to be bad for you."
Wrm 1: "Did you try em?"
Wrm 2: "I'm not gonna. You try."
Wrm 1: "I'm not gonna try."
Wrm 2: "Let's get Mikey."
Wrm 1: "He'll eat 'em. He eats anybody..."
Wrms: "He likes them! Hey Mikey! Mikey?...
Aw, No, Mikey....
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"Meanwhile, Xerxes maintains the position that the waters of the Hellespont are sentient, and will respond to sustained flogging..."