firebird308.bsky.social
Fled the Bad Place. Here mostly to follow and comment on other people's stuff, rather than make my own.
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I need this achievement.
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I would also like a new spine. (Even if my problems are uh, not as impressive as yours.)
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Pretty sure my stomach deciding it needed fed is why my four a.m. wake-up pee got to be a 'well, I'm just staying awake now'. (It's just shy of three hours later.)
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I don't know how it is that cats do that. There's also the trick of jumping down from a high place right onto your (full) bladder while you're still in bed. x_x
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I'm still mad about Toys R Us.
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Or in various weird places people wouldn't think to check for cash.
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Pretty sure they actually make him flip tables and get out the corded whip.
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If a woman is wearing earbuds, chances are good she's not actually listening to anything, and it's being used as a 'don't bother me' signal. (Which, of course, plenty of men ignore.)
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*makes Damn you, fingers.
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::made outraged history nerd noises:: (Someone I know who's deep into the Roman Republic would probably pop a blood vessel if she heard that.)
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Ooh, pretty!
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That's an insult to peacocks, who are beautiful birds. (Unlike these guys.)
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Every time this appeared on Twitter, I watched this. The tradition continues.
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Had to clean up a hairball earlier. (Plus some extra stuff.) At least it was in the bathroom, aka on a tile floor.
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Probably failed to post enough cat pictures.
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Reading them is reminding me that your books are basically a 'read until they're done, aside from needed breaks for things like the bathroom' thing for me. (Been taking a break from sci-fi/fantasy. I have Toby books in my to-be-reads to binge read when I get back to it.)
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I'm actually currently reading my sister's copies of this series! (One left to go of the ones she handed off to read in December.)
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Oh no, spending time with my cats instead of dealing with these chuds. Whatever shall I do.
(Have to type this one-handed, because a cat is taking up my other arm.)
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I'd vote for Miss Piggy. She takes no shit.
(Also, I absolutely wasn't expecting to find a Muppet Treasure Island ref here.)
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I meant to ask my doc about getting my titers checked at my last appointment but forgot. Went ahead and got the MMR anyway. Better safe than sorry, considering I'm in the affected year range. >_>
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These colors apparently also don't appear in a mirror.
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I now want to play this game. (In other news, article was hilarious.)
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The next bug to show up for nectar is going to have a heck of a surprise.
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I've got nothing then. Because 'I have zero dollars to give you' should have sent them looking for someone with money.
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I'm starting to wonder if these were actual people rather than persistent bots.
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...What even. Maybe they would have gone away if you offered to pay them in pocket lint.
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I saw your posts here.
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Eugh. Well, clearly the only reason to stream on Twitch is to get a gazillion followers. 🙄
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It took a couple rereads to get what you were saying. (I'm tired.) Who does that??
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Uh, apparently your link doesn't work?
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Yep, I look at Amazon for books and then try to get them literally anywhere else.
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I suppose he would consider having a blood tumor removed a violation of the 'all natural' thing.
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So long as there are no eyeball eating attempts. (I wish the one cat I have would *stop that*.)
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Why are the responses making me think of grappa?
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I got woken up at five in the morning by a cat deciding it was time to throw up on my bed. In related news, I'm ready for a nap.
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My reaction to seeing that was to wonder if he's trying to piss off every Catholic on the planet.
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It wouldn't surprise me if it was the rejections. Unfortunately, he got to be one of the few who was able to make it everybody else's problem.
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I've actually seen a picture of one of his paintings, that I can remember. It actually wasn't bad. Not the sort of thing I would personally get (never mind that knowing just *who* painted it means the is no way on god's green earth I'm getting it), but it wasn't terrible. Maybe kinda mid.
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NGL, I honestly wasn't sure how to take your top-level. To be fair, it's Monday.
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Putana. Only a one syllable difference from the Spanish.
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Kidnapping the spouse of someone trained to use weapons is... certainly a choice.
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Was he smart enough to be a Consul?
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Alternatively, we get raptured, and they get left behind to have a meltdown.
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I've got bad news for them about how that one ended for the Spartans.
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I find your lack of faith in James Earl Jones disturbing.
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I'm good with @flavorflav.bsky.social doing the verifying for me.
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::stares at you, stares at WinAmp playlist with over 14k tracks:: Florence and the Machine started playing *right as I read your comment*.
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Yeah, I've already told people on here that I absolutely *do not* advise coming here. (Because unlike apparently a hefty chunk of the population, I read frigging history books and know where things are going.)
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I'm staring at that tweet and my brain has ground to a halt. Because just. What. (insert 'that's not how this works' gif here.)