fiveminutemacro.bsky.social
Macro trader. I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
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Brits ranked in the top 1000 on the ATP/WTA lists (combining singles and doubles).
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Nice piece, but the funny thing is one suspects that everyone quoted in the article pontificating sagely probably have the lowest Sharpe ratios you've ever seen 🙂
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Blue is alfalfa. I don't actually know what alfalfa is, but it seems very C19th-coded.
Green is orange juice, which seems to have peaked with Trading Places.
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>Stick Man is awful
Blocked and reported.
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TIL there's an Updates tab 🤷♂️
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No'way
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Purple: Norway?
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Got jumpscared when I clicked in and thought it was RFK jr for a second.
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Meanwhile, the real NYT strains for the most milquetoast framing imaginable.
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I was decent once upon a time...but point still stands 🙂
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This is sadly immersive in the same way chess is immersive. I was hoping to personally storm some barricades.
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Percentage homeowners with mortgages?
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Old age dependency rarios?
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Hit that 78% Fibonacci retracement level.
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That's good news, given this administration's batting average promoting candidates in foreign elections.
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Serious answer: executive pay.
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EBITDA adjustments?
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This is going to get a lot of mileage.
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Reagan's 'most terrifying words' soundbite metastasised into something much darker.
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Downfall bunker scene vibes.
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Concept of a plan.
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You will never, and I mean never, guess the population of Yemen.
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He's back! Could be an example of @matt-levine.bsky.social 's Trump call: the better the market performs, the more emboldened the administration feels to resume their bullshit.
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This was a joke but also entirely serious.
bsky.app/profile/five...
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'it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally.'
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Minecraft homage.
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VEEP VEEP!
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If you are crocked, I would agree. If you are looking to prevent getting crocked, I would not agree.
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would qualify that by saying *heavy* calf raises, both standing and seated