fivethirds.net
Scientist (allegedly). Connoisseur of memes and existential dread.
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see, that’s the kind of selflessness i can get behind
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I’m going to pass because I just got a PS5 and want to stay married. But I’m going to relent at some point because our Switches feel pretty dated now. Good luck if you try!
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😂😂😂
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My wife sold her house last fall when we moved in together. I’d say don’t rush because there’s an offer and don’t be afraid to set boundaries and walk away if needed.
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that’s what we’ve heard. alas, we are still wasting time for no reason 🙃
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me just trying to get home
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my fave from last year
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Laurel and Hardy
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maybe "should we end this before it starts?"
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VOMIT (Vibes Only Measurement of Intensity of Tornadoes) Scale
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we enjoyed the talk remotely!
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at first i read this as "piggy banks" and thought i better order one before they run out.
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i’m always one short ffs 😂
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it’s beyond your original point, but darth why do we triple check emails only to discover a typo the second we hit send?
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😂
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anyway, imagine the chutzpah to join up with someone who is 25.2 miles into a marathon and gives you their running gear and course knowledge at no cost, and then brag that you are a uniquely better marathon runner because you sometimes out-sprint them in the final mile.
a bunch of ladder-kickers.
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wow! you should be proud of yourself for making something so delightful.
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came across this beaut at a christmas party last year.