fkplausdeniability.bsky.social
US Secretary of Eye Rolls and Air Quotes.
Future ex-pat.
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Wow. How about we fire Trump instead and then rehire him for the sole purpose of firing him again.
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Hot damn.
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How big of a whiny bitch would someone have to be to have their kids whiny bitch on their behalf. 47’s sense of entitlement never ceases to amaze.
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NGL, the desired aura of authority was completely negated by wearing jeans so tight he couldn’t bend over to pick something up off of the ground.
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Yep, paint and children’s toys. I’m waiting on the reintroduction of Red Dye #3.
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Brains in a Republican is another conspiracy.
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The child sex part or the getting caught part?
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It sounds like they are giving him his own shadow meeting. Once Donnie leaves the grown ups will talk.
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Maths are hard.
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I have heard of Daddy-Daughter Dances, but Daddy-Daughter Lap Dances is a new one to me.
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Fuck plausible deniability. They belong to Noem by proxy and everyone knows it. Dumbass homegrown terrorist J6 mall cop posers.
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You spotted the racist subtext, I see.
Also, saying it’s what worker’s want is rich coming from a guy who has never worked an honest 8 hours in his entire life. Screw him.
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Yipes.
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Would Trump and every member of Congress be willing to snort asbestos for a year, or live in housing made with it to prove it doesn’t cause cancer?
Because that’s what it’s going to take to convince me that it’s <checks notes> “100% safe, once applied.”
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Would Trump and every member of Congress be willing to snort asbestos for a year, or live in housing made with it to prove it doesn’t cause cancer?
Because that’s what it’s going to take to convince me that it’s <checks notes> “100% safe, once applied.”
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Why do they look like they are posing for a clothing line advert?
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AYFKM?
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These are not the prayers you are looking for. I guarantee that.
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Yikes, memory unlocked:
Somewhere a sociopath exists who used to ingest something that made his bowels bleed every time his wife caught him cheating. The resulting hospital trip bought him time and sympathy.
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Mr. I Am The President Of Jellybeans is just a swirling vortex of hate. He can go eat a bag of dicks.
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Guess he was too cheap to pay for the reacharound.
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“Be honest. Does my Lara Croft cosplay gear make my ass look big?”
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Maths are hard.