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flakeal.so
Flake | 38, they | reformed computer toucher, typewriter owner, home telephone haver, breakfast eater, outside wanter (many other functions) | more at flakeal.so | icon by feve | not always safe for work 🔞
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Had a weird moment today. Lady emails me asking for something but my autoresponder is on saying I'm out until Monday, but I'm still at my computer, so I email her back with a reply telling her I'll handle it. Then I get her autoreply saying she's out until Monday. So why did we even bother I guess?

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Pricking yourself on a sewing needle to being a plush pipeline

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' OR 1=1; -- 🎨: @kmkm1126.bsky.social

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for BIGWYDOG!

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Surely the large rebel zero sugar i drank at 7:30pm won't affect my sleep

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RDR2 Lumbago% Speedrun

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My collection of villager photos, left to right top to bottom: Biff, Fang, Fauna, Jacques, Ed, Cranston, and Amelia

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Jacques gave me his photo…;_;

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At least when I pulled into Dutch Bros they said my name was “really cool”

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Last time I take advice from my mother on where to grocery shop lol

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We do a little tired on here

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Imagining a world where we got Splatoon but with a soundtrack like THPS

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They need a bigger piss ocean to piss into

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It’s nice having a cubicle large enough to put my feet on my desk

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My Destiny 2 T-Shirt Should Be Answering All Of The Questions About My Diverse And Resilient Live-Service Portfolio

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In the unfortunate position at work where I’m going to have to learn how to use the AI tools we use if I want to stay relevant and it sucks

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I hate Buzzwole. I think it’s ugly as hell

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You ever have one of those moments where you read a piece of news and you just cannot fathom the depths of some people’s negligence? Here’s one of those moments for me. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

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Fuck I need the weekend to get here. Only two more hours

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Every time I mute an account on here I swear I forget the person exists

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Can’t piss in the all-gender restroom because I’m agender

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I can’t believe you’re putting me in the carrier. What the fuck is wrong with you. This is unjust imprisonment

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White tennis shoes are so goated

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Maid 4 u! #furry #furryart #comm

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Sketchpage for @3gress.bsky.social ! Thank you so much! <33

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i walk through the valley

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Thinking about feet

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It’s so hard to be queer but I feel like I have an obligation to live if only to spit in the face of people who hate that I’m alive. Fuck you.

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Look at the sky✨ #itily #art

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Argo catching Declan in a hug that he will begrudgingly accept. little ych i bought with @kivah.baby art by dumbweasel

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What do you want me to say? You already know my stance and it is far from the moderate position lol

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I can’t wait to go home

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Getting irrationally angry when I get cut off by a driver with a nonbinary flag bumper sticker. Get it together my sibling

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