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The Dark Souls of analogous statements. he/him
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So when is this technology going to give me good things instead of things that suck that I hate?

submitted 9 hours ago • 10 comments

every day at work is deeply depressing. I started this job ~3 years ago thinking I was going to be working on optimization problems and now it's just trying to shove a shitty chatbot into everything. wish the job market wasn't so fucked

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I do not wish to see your post starting with "she said". let women speak for themselves

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

remember, only right-wing democrats get the "vote blue no matter who" treatment

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

submitted 3 days ago • 117 comments

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

submitted 3 days ago • 99 comments

I'm hearing Andrew Cuomo slipped on a banana peel and tumbled screaming into the subway while attempting to reach out to women voters from behind and without their consent. he is survived by the other miscellaneous creeps

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

anyone else notice GPS being weird for the last few days around the DMV

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

showed up to a dr appointment only to learn the practice was closed and had relocated to somewhere not on transit. called to reschedule and they had the balls to say they'd charge a no-show fee if I didn't cancel on zocdoc. practices waive that all the time. repulsive. never use allcare

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Democratic Party using racist smears against Mamdani, digitally altering his image, and accepting Trumpworld money to elect a right wing sex pest like Cuomo is a clear message from the Old Guard Dems: "We are fundamentally opposed to progress and we think our voters, who we despise, are stupid."

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Cyrano. absolute dogshit movie, you could really see the production hell. We almost left like 5 times and kept laughing out loud at it. there were like high school theater kids who were eating it up. 0/10 film, 10/10 experience

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm moving from DC to the Newark-JC metro area and dog... how is the rent higher in NJ? what happened? are these wall street bros paying 8-9k a month to live in New Jersey??

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Holden Bloodfeast is a valued colleague and we need to cool down the rhetoric about him. This is just a distraction

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone who was alive for Iraq who’s falling for this again should have to give me their wallet until they prove they can be trusted with it

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

thanks rngundam I really needed that rn

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submitted 6 days ago • 41 comments

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

submitted 6 days ago • 443 comments

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

submitted 6 days ago • 816 comments

what happens when you don't immediately kick the guy with a monoeye tattoo out of your bar

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submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Groimes oim rewroiting the corpis

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This looks like a Mucinex commercial

submitted 10 days ago • 24 comments

waiting for gōdo: the hit new shitty light novel about bit characters power-scaling our generic hero while waiting for him to get back from an interminable training arc

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submitted 12 days ago • 24 comments

I sorta dropped friends at the table midway through the last season but as I recall this is basically how it went

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

as much as clair obscur is maybe the one parry game I actually enjoy, it still commits the fatal sin of the slow fake out enemy. sorry but fakeouts are one of those things that put the lie to the idea this is based on rhythm and not just pattern memorization

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

just saw a post by some Aussie upset about people doing the accent and going "how would you like it if we did some yokel accent whenever America was mentioned" we love that shit. we eat it up.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

about to meet Char and he makes that hand gesture without knowing why

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

guy who took the side of the Scheming Eunuch Party in the imperial court intrigue voice: I can't BELIEVE the scheming eunuchs would scheme against me!!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

wrong idiot it's when I spent three weeks driving myself insane over pie dough, buying a fucking baking textbook in the process in an attempt to Win Thanksgiving and I did

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

submitted 18 days ago • 66 comments

literally every single hobby I've ever done is more expensive than gaming, especially on a per-hour basis.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Live shot of the respectability police joining the protest discourse

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Won't Someone Think About The Private Property

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

submitted 22 days ago • 57 comments