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So when is this technology going to give me good things instead of things that suck that I hate?

every day at work is deeply depressing. I started this job ~3 years ago thinking I was going to be working on optimization problems and now it's just trying to shove a shitty chatbot into everything. wish the job market wasn't so fucked

I do not wish to see your post starting with "she said". let women speak for themselves

remember, only right-wing democrats get the "vote blue no matter who" treatment

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

I'm hearing Andrew Cuomo slipped on a banana peel and tumbled screaming into the subway while attempting to reach out to women voters from behind and without their consent. he is survived by the other miscellaneous creeps

the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!

anyone else notice GPS being weird for the last few days around the DMV

showed up to a dr appointment only to learn the practice was closed and had relocated to somewhere not on transit. called to reschedule and they had the balls to say they'd charge a no-show fee if I didn't cancel on zocdoc. practices waive that all the time. repulsive. never use allcare

The Democratic Party using racist smears against Mamdani, digitally altering his image, and accepting Trumpworld money to elect a right wing sex pest like Cuomo is a clear message from the Old Guard Dems: "We are fundamentally opposed to progress and we think our voters, who we despise, are stupid."

Cyrano. absolute dogshit movie, you could really see the production hell. We almost left like 5 times and kept laughing out loud at it. there were like high school theater kids who were eating it up. 0/10 film, 10/10 experience

I'm moving from DC to the Newark-JC metro area and dog... how is the rent higher in NJ? what happened? are these wall street bros paying 8-9k a month to live in New Jersey??

Holden Bloodfeast is a valued colleague and we need to cool down the rhetoric about him. This is just a distraction

Anyone who was alive for Iraq who’s falling for this again should have to give me their wallet until they prove they can be trusted with it

thanks rngundam I really needed that rn

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

what happens when you don't immediately kick the guy with a monoeye tattoo out of your bar

Groimes oim rewroiting the corpis

This looks like a Mucinex commercial

waiting for gōdo: the hit new shitty light novel about bit characters power-scaling our generic hero while waiting for him to get back from an interminable training arc

I sorta dropped friends at the table midway through the last season but as I recall this is basically how it went

as much as clair obscur is maybe the one parry game I actually enjoy, it still commits the fatal sin of the slow fake out enemy. sorry but fakeouts are one of those things that put the lie to the idea this is based on rhythm and not just pattern memorization

just saw a post by some Aussie upset about people doing the accent and going "how would you like it if we did some yokel accent whenever America was mentioned" we love that shit. we eat it up.

about to meet Char and he makes that hand gesture without knowing why

guy who took the side of the Scheming Eunuch Party in the imperial court intrigue voice: I can't BELIEVE the scheming eunuchs would scheme against me!!

wrong idiot it's when I spent three weeks driving myself insane over pie dough, buying a fucking baking textbook in the process in an attempt to Win Thanksgiving and I did

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

literally every single hobby I've ever done is more expensive than gaming, especially on a per-hour basis.

Live shot of the respectability police joining the protest discourse

Won't Someone Think About The Private Property