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flapjacq.bsky.social
1. Pancake enjoyer 2. Burning it all down 3. Chaos pancake
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[an ai-navigated cargo ship runs into mainland Nova Scotia at full speed]
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Haven’t started covering their faces yet
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I read that the first soldiers sent to Tiannanman Square were locals from the Beijing area that refused to fire on protesters. So they brought in soldiers from the countryside who did obey orders to fire. I worry about this a lot
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Hell IKEA
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Never Forget
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Anyway I will know when it happens
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When there are thousands of skeets on a topic, enough of them have misspellings or screenshots without alt text, or with misspelled alt text, it gets through.
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If it’s actually important, it gets through
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How my own post looks to me now that I have re-muted three words forever
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Build the banana higher
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My international conference is finally in the US this year and it’s a day trip! I was planning on going but it’s gonna be empty. Virtual only for a while
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Talking to my wife - a 3rd generation American - I realized that something many people here don’t understand is that the immigrant mentality is a willingness to move. I was an immigrant. My parents were. Their parents were. It feels easy to move again. She doesn’t feel the same way.
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Fishie
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Josephine Baker by Maria Austria Monte Carlo, 1970
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I know it's the insufferable minimalist millennial in me but sometimes I wonder how much of chatgpt’s appeal is just: lack of clutter.
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They’re on it bsky.app/profile/flap...
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fuccubus
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need to find some way to monetize my ability to make people say deranged things
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And we are paying for this
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Families can grow pretty huge when you need a human shield from your human shield
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All the keys are delete keys
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Talking about vaccinations last week felt like the MOST delicate subject when it used to be routine. This was at the veterinarian.
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Leaves of 3, that’s TP
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It's just one tax cut! What can it cost, a quarter of a million scientists?
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Trying to imagine CALLING to order a pizza, then hanging up and going hungry because the person doesn’t talk like me! Wtf
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Some admin priorities across directorates: Advanced Manufacturing: -64.6% Artificial Intelligence: +3.1% Biotechnology: -29.7% Microelectronics and Semiconductors: -53.9% Quantum Information Science" +0.4% National Nanotechnology Initiative (NNI): -63.8% Clean Energy Technology: -99.2%
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Any one-shouldered top can serve as a dystopian bikini bottom
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I want it to go around the neighborhood playing a distinct song from the ice cream truck
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Ham axle
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WO3M
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Too far. This is dangerous. You can’t make the thing you want to snack on when you’ve had weed also contain more weed!!
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This is exactly how a black hole begins
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Besides the color, that stuff is weirdly opaque
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Last time I sat next to another one was the very last row on a stingy airline where you had to pay to pick your seats. (And I held her baby so not really solo)
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When I was 5 I told my parents the TV show I wanted to watch started at “Mountain Time” because that’s what the commercial said. They didn’t know what that meant. No one did.
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More like docility transcripts
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Perhaps it came from Bielefeld
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As a fake man you can just decide for yourself what you think is worth doing and that's pretty cool