flatulator-69-420.bsky.social
I fucked my way to the top
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You always fly onto the other side of the screen because you’re going too fast.
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Zeus will have intercourse with that red spot.
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Wait, did we give Schumer’s letter enough time to work?
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Why not let BTK Killer cut the ribbon at a children’s hospital?
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I want to marry a Canadian woman. Message me if you are ready to pity marry this American.
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That eyeball creature went up your back door.
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I’m part Irish and a depraved minge hound.
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Kentucky must be getting railed.
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“Robert Evans was a producer with a vampire bat coke-nostril.”
“Cut! Patton, did you read the script?”
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I’m not sure why, but I like it.
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Trump would rather be waterboarded.
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Come on, girl, you know I respect you.
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That plane is gay as hell. Those are Wildfang wheels.
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Lots of libertarians wearing cargo shorts in winter.
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Crypto Summit. I should have been there. My cryptocurrency Booger Coin will dominate the blockchain in 2025.
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I expected Triumph to present a tribute to David Lynch.
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Your scrotum will “accidentally” pop-out.
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These are scary times but before you think we as citizens have no recourse, take a deep breath and enjoy this 30 minutes of wisdom and hope. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv-e...
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This is wild. America needs to hit rock bottom, like when my drunk ass woke up in a dumpster.
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Change the not all men hashtag to not all Americans.
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This is the situation I’m curious about, when Trump voters stop receiving assistance payments. What will they do?
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Oh my god, what a pussy.
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It blue itself.
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If I know Big Balls, he will consider the ethical ramifications from all sides.
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But then they’ll be fired. Resigning immediately makes a stronger point.
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It sends an important message. Especially right now.
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Well, if they’re going to refuse to follow this order, they’re done. Resigning makes an immediate statement.
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I don’t want to deal with anyone who respects Scalia.
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The cat in front looks guilty.
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I think that’s how they cool off.
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Yes, it’s great. I saw a group of “trained” tigers once, and as soon as the trainer turned his back, they would jump off their perch and fuck with each other’s tails.
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Oh yeah. I will pound them so hard their facelifts will come loose.
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Oh, he’s trolling people.
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All of these big tech companies are battling over who develops the AI standard. They don’t want the administration to put up roadblocks. Cowardly, yes, but Google doesn’t give a rat’s ass who is president.
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Speaking of, everyone check out my new cryptocurrency Booger Coin.
“Booger Coin will dominate the blockchain in 2025.” - Peter Thiel
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“You like filling your diaper, right? We can sense our own kind.”
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Rubio is Abraham Lincoln compared to these other turds.
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That’s not the Big Balls I know.
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That broad is evil and crazy.
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Will he nuke Panama after leaving NATO?
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Like Steve Bannon said, they’re “flooding the zone with shit.” They want you overwhelmed and detached.