Well, considering that you're using homosexuality as an implicit insult, and are clearly a homophobe yourself, I guess you enjoyed it too? Maybe you should look into it and figure out what the fuck you're talking about you pudding-brained moron.

You've identified the secret sauce in many classic Straight Boy Manoeuvres.

We (the straight boys) really do just go around assuming that every woman is secretly a raging body fascist in order to make ourselves feel bad. Another genius tactical move by us.

Quick tip- if someone, basically ever, starts talking about "Birth Rates", then they are one.