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It's worth noting here that Elon's principal objection to the reconciliation bill is that its Medicaid cuts are not nearly savage enough. If Elon wants to damage Trump great but there's no Dem tent big enough to include the "kill hundreds of thousands of poor Africans for kicks" guy

submitted 15 hours ago • 17 comments

Jake Tapper looking like an absolute idiot tonight, completely missed that Joe Biden was actually dead and replaced by clones and body doubles in 2020. His book proven entirely wrong.

submitted 5 days ago • 68 comments

What if we kissed at the Dolphin Pasta Buffet?

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, especially this month, but for equal representation and tireless work I think there should be an Ally flag too. Here’s a rough mockup

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Everyone’s familiar with the bolts that keep Frankenstein’s head on his shoulders. But fewer people are familiar with the bolts that keep each of his balls attached to his penis. The problem with only seeing the movie and not reading the source material.

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”

submitted 5 days ago • 45 comments

masterful gambit, sir. reminding everyone that you have a kid named after an amazon dot com vacuum cleaner and saying that you told him to punch you in the face definitely will not make them think you're on tons of drugs

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

i tell ya, my wife is bi. yeah, she bi and i pay!

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

i wish i could unlearn how to read

submitted 8 days ago • 61 comments

technically it's a polyghoul

submitted 8 days ago • 132 comments

Every episode of Andor should have had a little tag at the end where Luthen warns kids not to climb into refrigerators, or Cassian teaches you how to dial poison control.

submitted 10 days ago • 34 comments

MAGICIAN: Is this your card? ME: Oh my gosh yes! MAGICIAN: It's been declined. Do you have another way to pay the deposit for your kid's party?

submitted 588 days ago • 3 comments

sometimes i like to ruin people's day/life by reminding them that Solo A Star Wars Story and Obi-Wan Kenobi take place at the same time

submitted 19 days ago • 22 comments

sidling up to a lady at the bar hello would you like to join my polycule? we sleep in a Fisher-Price xylophone.

submitted 19 days ago • 132 comments

My first rodeo went extremely well today. They are calling me a rodeo prodigy.

submitted 23 days ago • 22 comments

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

this is better than when you hear a guy say "the dodgers haven't had a game where two players each got four extra-base hits since 2023"

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

Look I get performatively not caring about the new pope, I do. But I want you to consider two things: 1) there is now a nonzero chance JD Vance gets excommunicated 2) think about what must’ve happened to his face between hearing “there’s an American pope” and “it’s the one that hates you”

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

With just two airplanes, a group of terrorists raised the profile of New York City. But many New Yorkers say the outcome was not all positive.

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

submitted 35 days ago • 128 comments

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

submitted 40 days ago • 165 comments

I really don’t need my box of Macaroni & Cheese to try connecting with me on a deep emotional level. I do, however, need to see Nicole Kidman reciting this in a commercial for Macaroni & Cheese.

submitted 42 days ago • 17 comments

This Speed Racer book that got announced is super cool! Please, somebody, let me do a Speed Racer cover!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Hegseth? I hardly knowgseth.

submitted 46 days ago • 55 comments

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submitted 57 days ago • 295 comments

BREAKING: Goon Yoon not immune; more soon

submitted 63 days ago • 8 comments

I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.

submitted 67 days ago • 69 comments

I’m so jealous of Tim Walz right now. I can’t imagine how good it must feel to have Elon Musk go on TV and say that you - specifically - hurt his feelings so bad.

submitted 68 days ago • 9 comments

one problem Democrats have had is that while Trump sucks he does have a very loyal cult so it’s hard to run directly against him in some places enter Elon Musk

submitted 72 days ago • 38 comments

When I'm having a bad day, I like to listen to this clip from @flophousepodcast.bsky.social where @flophousecat.bsky.social "discovers" the preposterous naming conventions for driveways and parkways

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

"We built this city on rock." "Sounds good. Solid." "...and..." "Uh-oh."

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

The main difference between Musk and Hitler is that the volkswagen was a reliable, reasonably priced vehicle.

submitted 78 days ago • 25 comments

mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

submitted 81 days ago • 62 comments

I don't know a single trans person who wants to take away my social security

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

submitted 86 days ago • 235 comments

ROZ: Niles said you’re going on a date with a trans woman. FRASIER: I suppose you don’t approve. ROZ: Oh, no, Frasier, I really feel for trans women. FRASIER: Oh? Do go on. ROZ: Oh, I can just relate to any woman who has a useless prick they’d like to get rid of

submitted 603 days ago • 14 comments

It's funny how the Harris campaign really did try to do Popularism and Abundance Liberalism, and it worked! Just not enough to defy the environment so she still lost. So everyone has instead invented a Harris Campaign that only exists in their head (from left and right)

submitted 90 days ago • 23 comments

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 30, the number is 100%.

submitted 92 days ago • 485 comments

ARGYLLE has swept the Oscars

submitted 95 days ago • 14 comments

Smoking in restaurants is something that benefits no one aside from a really annoying person being able to be obnoxious so this is 100% the next move for conservatives

submitted 95 days ago • 29 comments

This post getting 14k likes explains a lot about our politics

submitted 95 days ago • 153 comments

The impossible leftist purity standards of "don't be a sex monster" and "maybe don't let your political donors kill elderly people in their care while hawking your book about how you solved covid"

submitted 96 days ago • 102 comments

Good news! The internet has finally been radicalized enough to band together over shared anger over current events! Bad news! The current event is that the Shrek cgi model is not the same model from 2001 but rather a new model that looks indistinguishable from the model from 2001.

submitted 97 days ago • 21 comments

Frustrating that the problem “the worst people in the world are obsessed with going to space and hate basic safety regulations” hasn’t solved itself

submitted 99 days ago • 34 comments