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Born and raised in Oregon. Steam-cooked for the last two decades in South Florida. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual.
A roly-poly little bat-faced guy.
ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.
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🫂🫂🫂
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😘😘😘
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😘
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No one at all. And it’s also some of what made me who I am. It is a conundrum.
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Anyway, I’m mostly always wondering if you can learn empathy without people being horrible to you. I hope so, but I’m not sure.
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(You’re wonderful)
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etc etc
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😘
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They can:
Go. Fuck. Themselves.
You will:
Make. Dogs. Look. Amazing.
This feels simple.
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Yes. Fuck him. Celebrate you. Periodt.
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🤷
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I think I never set it to be dark so it just decides based on the time of day. But Bluesky is always dark.
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🤔
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Lizzy, I would spin the fuck out of that wheel. And you know I’m taking the second showcase. ALWAYS TAKE THE SECOND SHOWCASE!
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Yup. And also: yup.
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HallucinAItions
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The way this sent me straight back to a green shag carpet and my latchkey kid days
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Hell yes. YES.
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(Momma said)
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Some days
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(Respectfully) everything about you is
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Sometimes (often) that man deserves worse
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He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about, as evidenced by clients and also ribbons and also your perfect heart
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I mean, who does? I just try to radiate it back and reflect it forever.
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🥰
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Sarah, this is delightful to me
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You see yourself right!
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Oofy is amazing 🥰
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Willett bourbon is fine. The pot still bottles are neat. The bourbon is okay but not extraordinary. The 4-year rye is my favorite whisk(e)y. But I’m too old to think it should be everyone’s.
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We have already had this conversation recently, but also you
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Only if evil is a synonym for perfect
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The 4-year rye should run you $60–70 and I think it’s quite worth it. Stone fruit. Sweetness. It’s strange. And it’s barrel proof so be gentle.
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I agree about the Willett bourbon. It has nothing to do with the 4year rye. Trust me.
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I’m a yuzu, probably
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I love rye so much. My favorite rye is the Willett 4 year. But it’s weird. You might like it.
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Fun! It would be a boring movie! I am a good hang, a great friend, a hell of a partner in crime, and the best co-mischief-maker ever. But that doesn’t mean I’d be a good movie! How could I top the Mr. Rogers documentary, for example? The space is already occupied by giants. I’m just here to adore.
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I definitely just mean the slightly tipsy sentiment. I don’t think I’ve seen the movie.
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That’s a good thing! I had a bottle last month and it is still a very good whiskey. And wheated!
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They were reasonable!
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Despite my best efforts, I could never be a movie
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lol, yes
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exactly
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!!!
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i cannot argue with this
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you know that's right
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Oh, yes yes yes