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flourishkuhween.bsky.social
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Somebody gift me a session at Stretchlab 🫶🏽

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Yes but with boundaries.. and also, if u know his friends aren’t fucking dumb. 🤣🤣

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Special request from… a pregnant person?

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Can someone do a psyc breakdown of the liquor types shown here bc…. It’s looking very sketch to me.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I dnt even wanna sound like im trying to body shame but these kids aren’t just like, naturally bigger. It’s the “i abuse tf out of my body” kinda big. Even their skin is sallow. The kids are NOT okay.

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The next generation is cooked… these 20-25 yr olds look soooo unhealthy. It’s truly concerning

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This man talked about having tickets for a show for a month and then waited til 7 hours before the show while I was at another event, to FT me about the logistics and getting a room etc. boy have fun going bc I’m not coming ✌🏽

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Pride ✨

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

How bout now?

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How am I supposed to sleep when there’s a fly buzzing around my room?!

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Lemme tell you as an almost 50. Tami and them Real World Cast set a standard. I’d say she& Pedro pushed the boundaries in Very Specific ways as far as sexuality, abortion, HIV/AIDS,Ambition/Being THAT “one” Nobody could be on reality TV Black and BLACK if not for Tami and HEATHER B

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Bihhhh I just got paid early the day before Pride. Thank God I don’t drink anymore bc I’d be acting a muhfucking FOOL rn 🤣🤣🤣

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My car insurance jumped $500/year bc the California Insurance Commissioner decided to raise the minimum coverage.

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There’s a security guard at the grocery store that I can tell is getting his nerve up to talk to me and he finally spoke today n said “u always got sunglasses on”. It took everything inside me to say “cuz Im ugly when I take em off” 🤣🤣🤣

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Gang n nem

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Watching Nelly reassure Ashanti of how fine she is with the baby weight is so beautiful

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Yall ever over sand your heels?! This shit hurrrrtttsss

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Stop explaining to non Black people about our cultural stuff.

submitted 208 days ago • 24 comments

My kid just had to do a questionnaire for her physical and she’s PISSED they’re asking if there’s guns in the home 🤣🤣 “they’re here to check my body, not my home! I’m not answering this”

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President Obama, Michelle Obama, & Kamala Harris don't have to do shit right now. Stop "demanding" that they "do something"... especially since you aren't "demanding" that Bill & Hillary Clinton & other Democrats "do something". Black folks ain't your fucking mules.

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I moved and they still b sending me mail! Their marketing is something fierce

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My phone must b cut off cause my whole roster went silent

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Oh the way I learned how to use Adobe to create backgrounds with inlayed links to my fav songs and artists. Dnt play w meeeeee

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I b wanting my potato salad to taste like mustard 🫣

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I have a white lace tube top I wanna wear to Pride but idk what else I should wear with it

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Yes and our Pride parade is this Saturday so imma be in the streets acting an ass

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Yall like your baked beans hella saucy or nah

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I went to dollar general for the first time today and that shit is fiiiire!!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

can someone come to my house and kill me

submitted 210 days ago • 123 comments

Thank God I realized I needed to stop drinking bc this president would have me binge drinking and vomiting daily

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My favorite wave grease is getting discontinued yall. wtf am I supposed to do?!

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I just went and tried on some heels with this outfit on and confused the hell out of the sales person 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

That bitch and that nigga. Word to @durandbernarr.bsky.social

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Ima be bringing sand to the beach at Pride this year but that’s okaayyyy

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Is cheesecake pie or cake?!

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I wanna throw ass but I also feel too old to do so. Everywhere I know to go is a dive bar where there isn’t dedicated dancing spaces

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments