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flups.bsky.social
50% fat, 30% bosoms, 20% muppet.
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3am: Me: *wide awake* Insomnia: “Hey there! Shall we overthink everything and worry about things which will never happen?” 7am: Me: *finally feels sleepy* Insomnia: “Why not close your eyes, grab ten minutes? Me: *closes eyes* *feels wide awake again* Insomnia: “HA! Fooled you, sucker!”

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

Monday.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I am still at work because I made the fatal mistake of sitting down ten minutes ago and now my legs are refusing to move.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The final score: SIX KITTIES!

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

I see The Chuckle Brothers have opened a restaurant.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

“I am having problems with my new iBone” “Have you tried turning it skeletoff then skeleton again?” “We are so humerus”

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Mochi, our daft muppet of a cat has become a mommy following a night of illicit passion. She’s an indoor cat but somehow managed to work out how to open a small window and escape. Prepare for cuteness spam once she’s cleaned all the unpleasantness off them.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

The beautiful story awaiting me had better be “Once upon a time, a knackered, old muppet lay on the sofa eating endless handfuls of Maltesers and was left the fuck alone by gigantic man babies who had a metric shit tonne of emotional baggage and resentment. The End”

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

BLOOOOOOOONS!

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments