flurzzlenaut.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Gay. Sometimes funny. Can explain the plot of Kingdom Hearts WITHOUT pulling up the wiki. He/him
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She of course knew that she wouldn’t exact revenge next week because her social battery still hadn’t recharged from that one night out with her friends before the apocalypse 5 years prior. She is exhausted.
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There once was a princess who was hellbent on exacting revenge on the people who caused the apocalypse, but then she realized that meant she would have to interact with people so she just stayed home and drank tea while reading a good book. “Maybe next week…” she said.
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Friendly reminder from you old pal Gill!
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I’m still processing so I’m only at a 25 right now.
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I read it as “Jesus is hot. Christ Born Meatloaf.”
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Nah I get you. Again, I sincerely apologize.
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My apologies. I assumed you believed it was bad for you because of that racist campaign back in the day.
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MSG isn’t bad for you.
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Don’t respond. Just mute and block. Add to a blocklist if you have one. They’re only here for attention, don’t give it to them.
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Same. He’s hits every nail, right down to the mark on their foreheads.
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Right? Like maybe don’t fly into windows if it’s gonna be a problem for you.
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Your dreams sound so much more fun than mine. I only dream about making baked beans with octopus in them in the oven with Josh Peck.
I DON’T EVEN LIKE JOSH PECK!
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Oh yikes…
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Please, for the love of god, tell me he didn’t actually say that.
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It’s because they want to be hateful and angry and feel like they’re better than those they deem less than themselves. It’s all about them caring more about being able to be bigots than any of the things you listed.
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I see your umbrella tree and I raise you the inflatable tree from Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
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I believe it was the original Paper Mario on the N64. I still play it from time to time just for the nostalgia.
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Oh by the way this will do nothing except make it angrier but it might buy you some time to book it out of there.
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As for how to defeat the copperhead, you use one flip flop to smack down and hold it by its neck while you use the other to smack it repeatedly in the head.
Source; I live in the south.
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Fair enough.
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You’re kidding right?
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Either way, we should all still be VERY proud of her. She’s been struggling for such a long time, I didn’t even think she was gonna make it for a while.
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And that’s my business!
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Why does that deer walk like this?
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And just like that my day is RUINED.
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Bands*
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You gotta make sure it’s something you really enjoy though. Also never get games, bans, or books tattooed before they’re well established and you’re positive nothing bad will come out about the creator. For instance today I got a Kirby tattoo. I’m positive this one is safe from controversy.
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Didn’t even know she was here. Must have been on one of the block lists I subscribed to.
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Bet it was the deviled eggs. It’s ALWAYS the deviled eggs.
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I’m the same way, so the way I do it is “hey I like that thing so I’m gonna get a tattoo!” I have gotten four Kingdom Hearts tattoos by doing that.
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I already deactivated my accounts. Bluesky is now in Twitters place on my phone.
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I like how no one else responded because NOTHING could top this.
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Me, riding on a unicorn, corn dog in one hand, and a bottle of pink Whitney in the other, you know because we need a sponsor.
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Jesus, if you’re listening, please make me blind so I never have to witness this eldritch horror ever again.
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I personally like bleets
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The alt text is killing me lol