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28 Winters | He/Him | πHowl!π
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Yeah, I wouldn't want to lug bags all the way back, hahaha
But I did bring a tasty snack and kombucha back home to share with my buddy. :3
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Thanks, Buddy!!
Lately I've been picking new destinations to try walking to! It was fun realizing that I can actually walk all the way to the grocery store that I usually drive to!
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Cut it open and it splooshes out on the floor
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Something like that on my walk route through the neighborhood. I thought about bringing the shovel down the street to do the same, lol
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Why mow the lawn when bunnies will do it for you??
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He's got such perfect cat shape!!
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Flattened under a tummy so hard I wake up as a dog!
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*pops his antlers off and sticks them to your head with some chewed-up bubblegum*
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I have NO IDEA, I've never done it before!!!
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Noted, thank you! ^^
I'm keeping it super simple for now, just calorie counting what I usually eat for a deficit and walks around the neighborhood, hehe.
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HARBOR
SEAL
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"SO LONG, GAY DEER!"
*repeated chaining explosions in the distance*
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*7,500 HAPPY FRIENDLY DEER are on their way to smooch your CUTEY PUPPY WUPPY FACE!!!* πππ
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And there we have it, you've given out your battle plan before the fight began. You're cruisin' for a bruisin' now, punk. π
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*15,000 POINTY ANTLERS are now on their way to YOUR LYING, FEATHERY ASS*
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I love this!!!
Skunks are so freakin cute!
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You are SO GAY!!!
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*gives you a biiiiig squeeze!*
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2,346,408,075 calories of delicious salmon.
That could feed 117,320 bears for a day!
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THEY ESCAPED!!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cypress...
(not actually, these were Atlantic Salmon, not Sockeye... but the coincidence makes for a very funny fake story.)
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Excellent mug!!
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Almost A HUNDRED of them now!!
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I've never had a smart watch before, but I pre-ordered a Pebble to see what it's like having a sorta low-tech open source one. I recall they were an early mover in smart watches before they were bought out by Fitbit in 2016.
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Old man candy!!
My favorite!!! :3
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I've done the parade the last two years, and I might not do it this year.
It's awesome! But it can really drag on if you're not going out early on.
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I had one last night!
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Bagel bite
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"Another day, another dollar in change and plastic pokemon coin!"
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"Toy Inside!"
vs
"Toy Inside~"
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Oh maaan, I miss Wawa coffee so bad